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got a new creature. everybody meet Flora

oh it's gonna be like THIS

stinker detected

flora just killed a nefarious bedroom spider!

biblical

"average cat eats 3 spiders a year" factoid actually just statistical error. average cat eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Flora, who lives under my bed & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

flora thinks it's fucked up that stinky kittens get baths

she is sassy and soft now and smells much better. and also she killed two more spiders tonight

advanced digital re-creation of flora's morning

flora has graduated to hassling this WHOLE ASS SLUG that somehow squeezed into the office

can't believe we have a cat who pulls her weight

sleepy

empirically stinky kitten. she walks past the air purifier and it kicks on its highest setting

buffering...

pov you're about to get got

"does the kitten love me or is she simply hunting my cpap for sport?" and other tales

i choose to believe she does love me and is trying to rescue me from a horrible snake

the sick day buddy

@georgespolitzer casey rarely so much as acknowledges it but flora is particularly fixated on the headstraps

@grant oh yeah when I'm adjusting mine I'm always afraid Luna is gonna try and scratch it and get my eye

@grant @babe footage recovered from smashed camera found near body?

@grant That's called sleeping good!!

@the_gayest_goat_in_town oh dang I didn't realize lilly was over here!!! hello @mothcub i love your art

@grant@godforsaken.website r ur cats named flora and fauna if so thats adorable