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star wars, lewd 

O Fortuna is about the time Bib just absolutely painted the walls

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O Fortuna is about the time Bib just absolutely painted the walls

pet death - 

sarah's childhood cat had to be put to sleep ☹️

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i am going to locate and execute the people who created the gilmore girls incidental music

are you a bad enough dude to cyberbully chuck schumer into accomplishing even one thing?

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abstract medical question 

id be interested to hear what like a medical professional considers the difference in use b/w er and urgent care. is er for deadly stuff?? like how would you decide

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which element made “The Rise of Skywalker” the worst

at least i love bees teased something real (a halo game)

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i got sarah a weighted blanket, which really means i got casey a weighted blanket

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It's 2003, you're twenty years old and after 50 trips to the CD warehouse you've convinced the cute girl there to let you take her on an "adult date". You decide on sushi followed by the hookah bar that just opened. You wear your best argyle vest as she picks you up in her pontiac sunfire (your 93 eagle talon overheats). You get in and she hands you the cassette to aux adapter for your iPod color. You know the perfect song

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