they don't even have the air puffy machine anymore, now they just come at you with what looks like some sort of cyber-caliper

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walking around like a robocop with the little unrolly sunglasses jammed behind my specs

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Ok I just reread what I posted and want to clarify I mean the restaurant. I will not redraft it

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My evaluation of BJ's: they're pretty good but very overpriced

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@grant thinking about the japanese hot springs monkeys i saw vibing to patsy cline 😭

"person plays instrument for animal" is the best genre of video there is

launched back into my corporeal form because the devil got sick of my shit

i have seen four dozen headlines that were all "nerds aghast after master chief bones down"

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they should've called reddit coin 'creddit' and then shutdown the site forever. in fact, they should've shutdown the site forever and not done the other thing

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mildly inebriated and looking at the dogs on the humane society site

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trent mentioned a “fartosaurus rex” and astrid stared ranting about how there was no such thing and “YOU GUYS DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT DINOSAURS”

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one-upping the mystics by advertising myself as a psychic large

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