new @, same grant
he/him
they don't even have the air puffy machine anymore, now they just come at you with what looks like some sort of cyber-caliper
optometry has come so far since i was a child
walking around like a robocop with the little unrolly sunglasses jammed behind my specs
i'm the dilated eyes haver
may cause ennui in cats
Ok I just reread what I posted and want to clarify I mean the restaurant. I will not redraft it
My evaluation of BJ's: they're pretty good but very overpriced
@grant thinking about the japanese hot springs monkeys i saw vibing to patsy cline 😭
"person plays instrument for animal" is the best genre of video there is
there was good rain today
launched back into my corporeal form because the devil got sick of my shit
i have seen four dozen headlines that were all "nerds aghast after master chief bones down"
they should've called reddit coin 'creddit' and then shutdown the site forever. in fact, they should've shutdown the site forever and not done the other thing
funeral heckler
SLEEPY. BITCH. DISEASE.
mildly inebriated and looking at the dogs on the humane society site
toots wheat
trent mentioned a “fartosaurus rex” and astrid stared ranting about how there was no such thing and “YOU GUYS DONT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT DINOSAURS”
in her defense, this was the sunset in question
one-upping the mystics by advertising myself as a psychic large
godforsaken.website is a uk-based mastodon instance boasting literally thousands of posts about bumholes and UNESCO world heritage sites