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celibate vole. just a chaste little rodent
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i've spent the last 6 months mad about nfts. and i guess i finally got mad enough to write it all down. ->
https://everestpipkin.medium.com/but-the-environmental-issues-with-cryptoart-1128ef72e6a3
shouting excitedly to my wife every time one of the cats on the humane society's site has its status updated to "adoption pending"
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The thing I remember about batman begins is when they want him to kill one guy and he's like "I cannot do that!" and he ends up killing everyyyyybody in the building and burns it down
damn cat are you the current secretary of the treasury? because you are inexplicably yellin'
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there's probably a reason more sweepstakes don't use that phrasing but go off i guess
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Hey, if you are feeling down, here is a soft friend.
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im elvis from songs. im not dead. also tupac isnt dead either. we live together in a basement flat and he never does the dishes.
i have grounded crimothy for asking for something called an "arsey car"
who puts a chandelier at head height in a one-bedroom apartment?!!
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approximately thirteen hours until my landlords replace the chandelier over my desk with a less head-bonky light fixture
hear me out: beaver sanctuary
happy philly day @phillyis !
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A kid at disc today ran up to their dad and asked "are ya winning dad?" And I lost my shit and couldn't explain it to the two guys I was with
in the premiere episode, the brothers crane attend seafair. while daphne pickets the blue angels over their loudness, a fit of one-upsmanship prompts frasier and niles to enter a yacht race despite neither knowing how to sail, and a freak breeze propels frasier to victory.
stinger: a bathrobe-clad frasier becomes incensed at the following morning's seattle times headline, "regatta to baldy"
guest starring trevor einhorn as "cowboy freddy".
new @, same grant
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Joined Dec 2020
