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lemoned curr
well well well... it seems we are at an imp ass
you would think a man who has been on tv for nigh on 20 years would manage to not constantly kick himself in the bits but dr. oz is a wonder of science
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there were a lot of milfs in the pokemon tv show for children. but no one ever talks about this
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British toilet
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it's my birthday, give me some boops 😈
songs in the key of wife
oh no seattle humane has another tripod kitty
how do clams do it
hideo kojima games are all "and this is the big bad, Gun Cat"
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"Hi Grant,
This will be my last attempt at contacting you.
Over the last few years, I have been emailing you and you alone about how I am shipwrecked on an extremely rocky, barely livable island in the remote Hebrides. Though I have made a go of it, my battery, so carefully conserved only for emailing you, a stranger in whom I have placed all my hopes, is now down to 2% and fading fa
every day i get 400 unsolicited emails from vendors and every day a few more of them slip into weird entitled passive-aggressive "if i should be emailing someone else, please let me know!" nonsense
putting the kids on the school train
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every time i get a covid injection i wish i had spent more time in the past enjoying my #1 hobby, lying on my left side
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god raised the prices on elizabeth II's hosting or whatever
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imagine the universe where the wolf that brought up romulus and remus had eaten the other one instead. they'd have had to call it Reme
the new pokemon's ability is listed as "gooey/rattled" and buddy, same
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