@muppetbutler before i get to this recipe which could fit on a note card - i'd like to tell you of a mildly remarkable thanksgiving i had where my son knocked out his front teeth
@muppetbutler i know you're looking for my 'best apple crostada' secrets but hang in there while i tell you about my extended stint in chemo where i learned the value of passing recipes down from generation to generation.
@muppetbutler look i know all you want is my extremely basic combination of spices to make your own taco seasoning but buckle up for 6000 words on how i feel cultural appropriation is getting absolutely out of control here in a small town in utah you have never heard of.
@muppetbutler 10 secrets to perfect southern style fried chicken! buried in a wall of text that also details why i decided to name my oldest son Zane
@Zoe zoe please let me breathe
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