it's cool that i'm beautiful and free from sin, sound off in the comments.

ukpol 

ukpol 

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I am not going to sit idly by and let Matt ruin this website. Thatโ€™s my job

my only on twitter pal literally just referenced eves bakugan post on the phone lmao

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Everyone talks about God's Plan

But no one wants to talk about the God Pan

lolling and laughing at all newcastle fans screamin that they wont give him any more money and then queuing up to get their season tickets in their sports direct tshirts

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going to buy some beech effect worktop edging strip after work

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i read this really interesting article that claimed that enya is bjork for shaggers. i think it might be true. really great piece of writing, solid argument.

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let us all listen to the enya best of album on shuffle

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the dedicatory epigram to pan being a prick:
"farewell daemon, who can approach you without fear even if they are bringing you sacrificial animals? from your nature you are entirely boorish"

seems kinda funny that every single person on here is a fuckin dork apart from me

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my boss: (stupid, foolish) blah blah blah budget, productivity, synergy, buzzword, success metrics, marketing, buzzword...
me: (wise, intelligent) shut the fuck up

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