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dr bene is so funny when he spins lettuce in his sock

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The bofa.lol domain will be available in roughly 70 days, assuming it does not get renewed. I think whatever emotions you have toward that domain are valid, but I should also remind you of the original owner of that domain, Daniel Sieradski. Daniel's stated intention was promoting peace and coexistence through the arts. Sieradski organized hip-hop concerts with Israeli and Palestinian rappers, with a defunct project called Corner Prophets.

my partner has just been trying to remember what baba is you is called and came up with 'what's bobby doing this time' and 'bobo is the door'

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and this is just a long way to say thank you to everyone who checked in on me, offered support, offered action. it means a lot.

i'm not going anywhere. i'm gonna still be mouthy and loud and do my best.

anyway lets wrap it up:

*listen to queer WOC about their experiences
*listen to understand someone not to react
*Fuck the Spanish Monarchists
*Vote Deni Get Plenty
*Pay Artists
*Stay Hydrated
*Stay loud and stand your ground, and if you have trouble with that, I will always support you too

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imagine, tuneless fart noises over the place. call me 'horny'

crying at a videoed game; more likely than u think

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hot and sexy serfs in your area, working your land

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the good news: after the local lord's tax collector stopped by me and the rest of the peasants kicked the shit out of him in the street and got all our gold back.
the bad news: our lord is probably gonna get pissed and send his knights to kill us but eh, what are you gonna do

ive shagged a lot of weird men from the internet and that's why i would recommend not shagging weird men from the internet

my dm is having a character mansplain "the wilds" to me, a druid. i love to play fun fantasy games to escape from real life.

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since joining mastodon i have rid myself of shame and discovered new and worse reasons to hate myself

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I'm sorry that the bond you share with your dad as a son isn't as strong as the bond I share with your dad as a co-host on his gardening podcast

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proof: you can do this with your head: ⊙⦣̫⊙

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