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oh btw pals if youre ever feelin weird about me using terms of endearment towards you then pls let me know. im a big fan of calling people pet and love and flower and all sorts but i know that it not everyone's cup o tea.

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Thinking about all the mc names people I went to school with had. mc swift, mc lil b, mc buzzin. I hope they stayed dedicated to their craft

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@natehousley in a polycule with:
@GayKeanu@sneeze.factory
@PhoneSneasel@venga.bus
@0001011101001110@foss.hive
@ThinLizzyBorden@devil.coven

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extremely hornt Show more

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starting to think that things on earth have never been easy or even low-key

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an english tradition involves rolling a wheel of cheese down a hill, while the townspeople race to get in front of the cheese in the hope that it will crush them, preventing them from having to continue living in england

i like that selfie i posted before because i look like im wearing one of those cheap party wigs and that is an aesthetic

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just a little monster without any ideas, starting to go horn-bald. their teeth are worn down. just not as sharp as they used to be

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anyway the monster is fine. they've lived through happy ever after and the rest. they have a reservation. a monster can't check their coat because it is too matted and coarse, but it's not polite to stare

of course, as we all know, in bdsm "brats" are an American product line of fashion dolls and merchandise manufactured by MGA Entertainment and created by Carter Bryant. Four original 10-inch dolls were released in 2001—Yasmin, Cloe, Jade, and Sasha. They featured almond-shaped eyes adorned with eyeshadow, and lush, glossy lips.

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extremely good lunch with the extremely good silent warrior (❤️❤️ @MrJimmy)

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leaving my instance because it's not racist enough

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they say 30 is the new 20 which is great because its more time to be a useless piece of shit

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this godforsaken website

godforsaken.website is a stable mastodon instance boasting literally thousands of posts about bumholes and english heritage sites