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asking my massage therapist to please leave that muscle knot as it is load bearing

not that I've ever had a professional massage. Those cost money.

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@galdrakinn I had this exact conversation with my wife yesterday.
"Other people have spines, I have this."

@panina it's a complex system of guarded muscles and it's doing just fine keeping me upright, ha

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