@galdrakinn i once read someone's tumblr post about a dream they had - the premise was that the tellytubbies we see in the show are in fact infant tellytubbies and that fully-grown adult tellytubbies live in the wild forests and are these weird elegant, slightly threatening creatures.

@galdrakinn oh, i found it (archived). includes a few drawings of what people think adult tellytubbies might look like: reddit.com/r/tumblr/comments/f

@alex @galdrakinn Oh gosh, that's *excellent*. Vibes out of Miyazaki, Pearson, and Attenborough. An encounter with an ancient tribe of radio gods whomst the whispering pylons and radio masts are put up in imitation and worship of ⚡🙏⚡

@galdrakinn what is that thing on the crest of the hill that looks like an at-at?

@CornishRepublicanArmy @galdrakinn this is the worst seven words I've had the displeasure of being forced to read

@keith @CornishRepublicanArmy really?! This is the worst thing you've read? How much self control must you have around not opening CWs?

@galdrakinn @CornishRepublicanArmy no I've seen a lot of shit on here, this is just the one that I hate the most by far

@CornishRepublicanArmy @galdrakinn id rather see nude jar jar a thousand times than the concept of sexy teletubbies

@keith @CornishRepublicanArmy @galdrakinn

I abandoned my art installation concept of "teletubby-inspired sex robot" because it seemed to lack any emotional depth, but maybe I should revisit it.

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