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lewd / kink 

No strings attached, only ropes

food, baking 

the recipe is this:

1. find a sour dough cookie recipe
2. double every ingredient except the plain flour
3. ???
4. food crime

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food, baking 

tried one

yeah these are some sort of cookie cake hybrid.

too much sour dough discard, not enough flour imo

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food, baking 

after 10 minutes in the oven i have weird cakes

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food, baking 

they're in a muffin tray in the fridge, so i'll either get a weird cake or a weird cookie and that is fine

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food, baking 

decided to make cookies but i also wanted to make sour dough. this went really well until the electric mixer died oops

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hello to dogs who stand half way up the stairs and then bark at you

only

baking 

my yeast jar needs a clean out. somehow he's climbed up the sides of the jar so i can't see in

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the dog has a hair on his eye and is so unfazed by it that it's upsetting me

dog, food mentioned 

hello from the apple wanter

art for sale 

someone buy these cloud paintings before the listing runs out :blobcat:

etsy.com/uk/shop/ArtWithoutGra

food, baking 

i will never get bored of making giant loaves of bread

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