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learning more about this reaffirms to me that we should be more aggressive and unapologetic in pushing for disabled accommodation and recognition. there's a popular joke onhere: "that's ableist!1!!" yeah, fuck you, it is.

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when Xenophon wrote that "StrongBoy" was a good name for a dog, was he thinking of this one?

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dog, eye contact 

i took this very silly looking boy for a walk earlier

i cannot take him seriously with that coat on

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I'm doing a stream! :3

Gonna try and see if I've got the go for some WRs in the future.

twitch.tv/MyMxCraven

Let's see how bad I am at Drag (not the dress kind)

(boosts much appreciated. It helps me be less lonely)

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I love it when we get these trans-flag sunrise colours as I'm sipping my coffee. Reminds me of that old weather rhyme:

Trans in the morning,
Cis gender take warning.

Trans at night,
Cis gender take warning.

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It's us who are responsible for the atmosphere of our communities, politicians can only ever lay the broad strokes. *We all* are the details

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everytime you linguistics #fucks on here post im stuck for like 10 minutes making weird noises and moving my tongue around

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food 

almost sat down and tried to figure out a way to do a joke where the punchline is "bran loyalty" and i just want you all to know i have some measure of restraint left. not every pun gets used

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selfie, eye contact, Black Queer and trans joy thread 

I want to push back against any anxiety folks may have today and work against the opressive whiteness of the timeline with some folks of black folks, especially queer and/or trans black folks enjoying themselves.

Please expand this thread by contributing to it!

Please help this thread by boosting it.

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small european countries love to be like look at us, we are a simple folk with our wooden shoes and our comical mountain yelling and our thatched roof hamlets. please do not look at our abominable history, or recent foreign policy, or immigrant detention centres, or the treatment of people from the periphery of our empires who came to the centre, the promised vilayet, looking for opportunity only to find disgrace and rot in the outer arrondissements. would you like a rustic sausage dish and wine

i measure the temperature in degrees of arc

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if a forest wore jeans, would we wear them like this,,

[picture of a forest with a jean leg over each tree trunk]

or like this,,

[picture of an entire forest growing out of a colossal two-legged pair of jeans]

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food 

showing up to your first day of culinary school and being all like "what do you specialise in? i'm mostly a macaroni cheese main myself 😎"

food, roman history 

caesar talking about his dream: *hot dogs* calpurnia

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