food, baking 

tomorrow i am going to make some more lavender bread

no you may not have any

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food, baking 

i made a plum, hazelnut, and chocolate cake today and i managed to make it not get stuck to the tin for once

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i promise i'll go back to dog photos and baking posts now

lewd, kink, only posting here because of the emoji available, i'm so sorry, but i'm not really,i'm posting this on public 

@pisscotheque hey talk to the admin, i'm not the one who added the "blobbly_lewd" emoji

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mans razors are called things like “the Wolfenstein Xillion Blade”. womans razors have names like “Somedays™ Personal Shame”. nonbinary razors are called things like “Mackerel Madness” and “What Happened To The $70,000 We Raised At The Telethon” and “The Hazelnut Man” and “Dog Mystery” and “French Gmail” and “Carole King Ex-Directory Phone Number” and “Super Sausages” and “Mind Your Own Business Andrew” and “Circumference Of The Average Tangerine” and “Booty Slammer” and “Terrible Evening” a

lewd, kink, only posting here because of the emoji available, i'm so sorry, but i'm not really,i'm posting this on public 

@FrazzledBrynn it has googly eyes too

lewd, kink, only posting here because of the emoji available, i'm so sorry, but i'm not really,i'm posting this on public 

@ljwrites oh i was imagining mr blobby being the keyholder in this situation

lewd, kink, only posting here because of the emoji available, i'm so sorry, but i'm not really,i'm posting this on public 

@MxCraven ah, not into chastity huh. that's fine, it's not for everyone

lewd, kink, only posting here because of the emoji available, i'm so sorry, but i'm not really,i'm posting this on public 

mr blobbly chastity cage

:blobby_lewd:

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kids these days all have "i"phone but in my day we had "my" phone (which was connected to the wall in my house)

the dog is now on my bed huffing and puffing because no one wants to give him a fuss

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the dog is throwing his metal food bowl around the house

the dog is getting upset because I'm in my phone

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