Sarah @eject@godforsaken.website
food, baking
tomorrow i am going to make some more lavender bread
no you may not have any
food, baking
i made a plum, hazelnut, and chocolate cake today and i managed to make it not get stuck to the tin for once
@john and barking
Sarah
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i promise i'll go back to dog photos and baking posts now
lewd, kink, only posting here because of the emoji available, i'm so sorry, but i'm not really,i'm posting this on public
@pisscotheque hey talk to the admin, i'm not the one who added the "blobbly_lewd" emoji
Sarah
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mans razors are called things like “the Wolfenstein Xillion Blade”. womans razors have names like “Somedays™ Personal Shame”. nonbinary razors are called things like “Mackerel Madness” and “What Happened To The $70,000 We Raised At The Telethon” and “The Hazelnut Man” and “Dog Mystery” and “French Gmail” and “Carole King Ex-Directory Phone Number” and “Super Sausages” and “Mind Your Own Business Andrew” and “Circumference Of The Average Tangerine” and “Booty Slammer” and “Terrible Evening” a
lewd, kink, only posting here because of the emoji available, i'm so sorry, but i'm not really,i'm posting this on public
@FrazzledBrynn it has googly eyes too
lewd, kink, only posting here because of the emoji available, i'm so sorry, but i'm not really,i'm posting this on public
@ljwrites oh i was imagining mr blobby being the keyholder in this situation
lewd, kink, only posting here because of the emoji available, i'm so sorry, but i'm not really,i'm posting this on public
@MxCraven ah, not into chastity huh. that's fine, it's not for everyone
lewd, kink, only posting here because of the emoji available, i'm so sorry, but i'm not really,i'm posting this on public
mr blobbly chastity cage
@hellhag666 happy birthday!
Sarah
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kids these days all have "i"phone but in my day we had "my" phone (which was connected to the wall in my house)
the dog is now on my bed huffing and puffing because no one wants to give him a fuss
@ljwrites i'm in the UTC timeline
the dog is throwing his metal food bowl around the house
the dog is getting upset because I'm in my phone
Sarah
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When life gives you 
make toot juice
