for luck, on the first of each month you say

@dreadpirateyarr I voted for what I've heard, but don't do. Mainly because I am always surprised by the start of a month.

@diffractie yeah, my participation is conditional on me actually remembering

@dreadpirateyarr “Rabbit rabbit rabbit”. An excellent sentiment at any time, honestly.

@dreadpirateyarr I also tend to say "how the fuck is it another month already"


I just say "time to test the electric socket in the bathroom".

@dreadpirateyarr the more violent "pinch and a thump first day of the month" when I was a kid :oh_no:

@dreadpirateyarr gotta say white rabbit while going down the stairs backwards.

also pinch punch

@seafrog and if you make it to the bottom without falling you’ll know you got your luck for the month

@dreadpirateyarr also "Pinch, punch, first of the month, and no return ticket", but that's not for luck, it's just an excuse to assault your friends.

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