How do we help this teenage comrade
@dreadpirateyarr Honest question, how did they catch them?
@stolas I’m guessing security cameras or similar, but I don’t want to give the Daily Mail clicks to find out 😅
@dreadpirateyarr I'll have one of those 6lb egg boxes please
@dreadpirateyarr just an honest lad buying an fruit machine
@dreadpirateyarr it's brain food
@dreadpirateyarr someone did a similar thing in a store near me and they only got caught trying to do it a second time
@Lazol a rookie mistake 😔
I suggest a gofund me for a ps5!
I have not yet tried the PS5 but i dont expect it would taste better than the previous ones
I stay with carrots
@dreadpirateyarr genius and thinking out of the box!
@dreadpirateyarr sounds an awful lot like this story from 2019: https://metro.co.uk/2019/01/31/thief-got-ps4-8-self-service-checkout-scanning-fruit-8419296/
@dreadpirateyarr Wasn't there exactly same story about PS4?
@Mac_CZ it’s probably the same one, I don’t think the Daily Mail are particularly technologically-minded
@dreadpirateyarr what fruit did he pay though? Apples?
@cybastl maybe he got caught because Apple sued
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