I saved this to my phone on the 22nd of December 2019 and it was horribly prophetic for the year to come
I’ve only just noticed that it’s got a Glasgow phone number lol
@Alonealastalovedalongthe yeah that part was optimistic
@dreadpirateyarr oh fuck lmao
@dreadpirateyarr godforsaken bugout barn
@dreadpirateyarr I've had a printout of this on my fridge for most of the year and I've ticked off 4 out of the 5 achievements now.
(My cutlery drawer is full of assholes, I don't like any of them.)
@dreadpirateyarr Pretty sure this was how Aesop Rock made the Impossible Kid album.
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