Cackling with glee, the evil deity picked up their list of ‘Disasters for 2020’, crossed off ‘resurrect’, and moved onto the next item, ‘plague of locusts’

@carcinopithecus ‘plague of grasshoppers’ just doesn’t have the same ring to it

@dreadpirateyarr had to check wiki to see if the ones in manitoba could swarm like that, they can't so at least we've still got that reprieve

and while i was looking that up lyre's dictionary just had to give us this

@dreadpirateyarr that's been going on in parts of Africa for a while this year now

I'm not sure I want to know what the next item on the list is

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