I think I’ve given myself permanent nerve damage in my neck from lying on the couch and craning my neck so I could see the computer screen
@dreadpirateyarr my partner sent my that image the other day because they curl up like a cat when they sit in a recliner
@dreadpirateyarr people should not fold themselves up to take up the space of a large pizza
@SanfordianPhil but sometimes the foetal position is necessary
@dreadpirateyarr sure, *sometimes*
@dreadpirateyarr who the fuck took this photo of me? wtf?
@dreadpirateyarr this is me stop
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