Holy fucking shit, this guy who I don’t know has been spamming me with messages and selfies and whatsapp calls all day so I blocked him and now he’s doing it from a different number
Unless you’re going to tell tell me where some secret treasure is buried, please fuck fuck off
@dreadpirateyarr Whenever I get unwanted attention I just say "dude im 12"
@SuperGideon that... might encourage the worst kinds of people
@dreadpirateyarr thankfully i only even deal with scammers
@SuperGideon I’m surprised they don’t tell you ‘well, we have the perfect credit card offer for 12 year olds! Just send us your bank details...’
@dreadpirateyarr it usually goes like "Is your dad home son?" My dads dead sir "oh.."
@dmh jesus, I’m so tired that when this popped up I thought he’d actually found me on here for a second
@dreadpirateyarr lol sorry. imaging being this person , yikes
@dmh lol, he’s the worst scammer of all time, getting blocked by people before he even gets to the scam because he keeps hammering them with messages saying ‘hy’
@dreadpirateyarr hy is oddly charming hahaa
@dreadpirateyarr hy hy
@dreadpirateyarr omg fuck off creep
@Schizophrenicart thanks, pretty sure it’s just a spammer. Now that Facebook owns WhatsApp they’ve probably leaked everyone’s phone numbers all over the internet
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