This is why she bites me
@dreadpirateyarr Worth it, tho
@dreadpirateyarr ok, did you really bread your cat, or has that been photoshopped?!
@GwenfarsGarden I unfortunately (for her) found that a selfie filter app I downloaded had added a whole section for cats
@dreadpirateyarr ha ha ha!
@GwenfarsGarden if I tried to bread her in real life I probably wouldn’t live to tell the tale
@dreadpirateyarr I think she's perfectly justified.
@Wayril she bit me five seconds after I took this and I definitely deserved it
Have a 5cm gash on my arm from one of ours. My crime, having guests in the house.
@floppyplopper when I’ve got someone over she either runs around scratching things to try and refocus the attention on her, or flops down on the table in front of them and stares menacingly
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