@dreadpirateyarr ok, did you really bread your cat, or has that been photoshopped?!

@GwenfarsGarden I unfortunately (for her) found that a selfie filter app I downloaded had added a whole section for cats

@GwenfarsGarden if I tried to bread her in real life I probably wouldn’t live to tell the tale

@Wayril she bit me five seconds after I took this and I definitely deserved it

Have a 5cm gash on my arm from one of ours. My crime, having guests in the house.

@floppyplopper when I’ve got someone over she either runs around scratching things to try and refocus the attention on her, or flops down on the table in front of them and stares menacingly

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