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personal boundaries 

🏴‍☠️ I’m fine with lewd joking around, just please don’t burst in with a direct sexual flirt when I’m talking about non-lewd things
🏴‍☠️ Please don‘t do ‘cuddly snuggly headpats uwu’ chat at me
🏴‍☠️ I prefer to be referred to as ‘nonbinary’ rather than ‘enby’

That’s all I can think of for now! 😁

fuckin, latex glove just floated up on a breeze, dancing gently past my window (top floor), gesturing unknowably in the sunlight

when cats curl into that croissant shape boost if u agree

it always blows my mind when people say cats are expressionless (usually unapologetic cat-haters tbh)

aside from their very evident body language, they have a wide range of facial expressions including, yes, smiles!

The nurse told me about blackstrap molasses pills, which are easier on the guts than regular iron pills, and in searching for them I found: this

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Do you seriously think I would announce the boys' return to town if there were even the slightest possibility you could affect the outcome? They got back 35 minutes ago.

Why, this is violence!

Herc making Herc noises and doing Herc things (but in my space)

This Week's #MastoSourcedPlaylist is The One About Work. Over 50 songs about work, making that cash money, or just to listen to while you do those things.

As always, if you want to participate in future lists, all you gotta do is say so!

lockdown - mental health 

I read somewhere that the most common time for big mental health dips during intense sustained pressure is the 6 month mark.

We're just now hitting the 6 month mark of covid, and the TL seems to be reflecting that.

The good news is that this sensation passes as long as you can hold steady through the next 3-4 weeks.

Hi y'all, plz follow me here if we're mufos and you haven't yet. it's going to be my main by the end of the year <3

a boost or two would be much appreciated if you don't mind uwu

Flatmate: Kirsty?
Me: *sighing internally because I’m curled up in bed* yeah?
Flatmate: do you know of any slightly dodgy corner shops...
Me: *immediately sitting up because okay, I am very interested in where this question’s going*

i used to not understand why people said catholics were goths but then i realized thats because i thought it was normal that i saw the charred heart of a saint at church every week

Giant skeleton from home Depot is not real. He can't hurt me

Giant skeleton from Home Depot:

My uncle who works at Nintendo got fired for violating the NDAs he signed by telling me all that shit.

Anxiety, librarian friend needs help/advice, please boost 

I'm going to copy a post that a friend of mine made (with her permission). She's looking for resources on deescalation specifically for people who already struggle with anxiety. I can be of little help here but I know that a lot of my Mastodon followers are intimately familiar with depression/anxiety and I'm pretty sure several of you are librarians, so I'm posting her post here in the hope that I can relay back some advice. Post follows.

This pdf I'm reading is so badly mangled that it converted all 't's to 'r's and all 'r's to 't's, but because it opened with a jab at the John Birch Society, I thought it was intentional

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this godforsaken website is a uk-based mastodon instance boasting literally thousands of posts about bumholes and UNESCO world heritage sites