boris yarrloff @dreadpirateyarr@godforsaken.website
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personal boundaries
🏴☠️ I’m fine with lewd joking around, just please don’t burst in with a direct sexual flirt when I’m talking about non-lewd things
🏴☠️ Please don‘t do ‘cuddly snuggly headpats uwu’ chat at me
🏴☠️ I prefer to be referred to as ‘nonbinary’ rather than ‘enby’
That’s all I can think of for now! 😁
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July 4, Hawaii, Independence
Imagine a Native American community who had a Disneyland-like resort built over their villages and ancestor's graves, the people made to do bastardizations of their sacred dances, wear mock 'sexy feather headresses' and entertain the rich tourists for starvation wages, 12 hours a day 7 days a week, living sardine-packed 20-to-a-house. And then be arrested for speaking their own language. It'd be an outrage, right? But that is just everyday life, in US-colonized Hawaii
food
I’ve eaten too many sweeties and spoiled my dinner. I am 34 years old
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@dreadpirateyarr not much what's a cup with you
I think what throws me is that cups are used for everything, weight, volume, distance, time, you name it
Me, reading a US recipe and crying: what is a ‘cup’
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i love having to click this box, it reminds me of how absolutely haggard im feeling
I can’t be the only one who hates the modern design of not having arrows at either end of scroll bars now
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Hello please listen to the podcast that @alex, @ponfarr, and I made, it is funny and good and you at LEAST have to hear the theme song https://anchor.fm/wtto/episodes/Episode-1-Allergy-Beef-and-Workplace-Teeth-en107f
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Good morning Party People, it's another Making Flippy Floppy Friday https://open.spotify.com/track/2OsuNPRc9qt34UOatyrAlZ?si=AZjxZwM1Q1GdshASMgEhhg
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gender neutral underwear companies be like "we believe everyone deserves to feel comfortable in their own skin, no matter their body shape or gender identity. £22 for pair of boxers pleace :)"
I think he’s the neighbour directly above me who I’ve probably annoyed by being noisy on occasion but he’s a 30-ish man with a spongebob backpack so I don’t feel too threatened
Continuing today’s theme of ‘awkward experiences with other people’, my neighbour was walking up the stairs behind me so I turned to say hello to him while I was getting my keys out and he walked past me and completely dinghied me lmao
If I’d just observed buy nothing day it would have spared me from this
The singer has a posh English accent and they’re singing about having fun and I’m pretty sure there’s a ukulele involved
lmao, I’m in the shop and I was thinking ‘what IS this song that’s playing, it’s fucking terrible’ then a hipster walked past me singing along to it
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The existence of biscuits implies the existence of heteroscuits and homoscuits
Ah, the perennial mood: I need to go to the shop and I don’t want to
food
Need to buy cat food. Can you freeze chutney. Should I make a stew for dinner. Does my partner like Brussels sprouts. Better put those salad leaves back in the fridge. Still got a couple of shirts to sew. Better water the plants
