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new introduction 

Hello, I’m Kirsty and I have ADHD so I’ve got about 3000 interests: horticulture, mandolin, punk, Gàidhlig, crafting such as knitting, sewing and embroidery, D&D, cooking/baking, makeup, spooky shit, ice hockey, video and board games... among a bunch of other stuff. I’m a bit grumpy but not overly mean I don’t think.

My cat is called Paws McGraw and she’s pretty much in charge.

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I don't wanna make people jump throgh a load of hoops before sending me a follow request, but if you do so please at least have a filled out bio and some posts

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personal boundaries 

🏴‍☠️ I’m fine with lewd joking around, just please don’t burst in with a direct sexual flirt when I’m talking about non-lewd things
🏴‍☠️ Please don‘t do ‘cuddly snuggly headpats uwu’ chat at me
🏴‍☠️ I prefer to be referred to as ‘nonbinary’ rather than ‘enby’

That’s all I can think of for now! 😁

Half ten at night and my flatmate has spent the last ten fucking minutes loudly scraping an oven pan thing in the sink, in the kitchen, right next to my bedroom

new alphabet time again guys! this ones just p’s and l’s

I was looking forward to summer but now I’m realising that I hate all my summer clothes

Why does the bottom thread on my sewing machine keep getting stuck. Why does the thread keep bunching and looping when I sew. Getting sick of spending hours searching for answers and watching youtube videos

Yknow when people put asterisks in to stop name searchers finding tweets? I used to think they were implying that the person was such a dickhead that their name could be used as a swearword and were jokily censoring it

ain't no stopping this cow!!
its on the move!!

You know id really like a web browser add-on that mutes media briefly when a baby is crying or young kid is screaming

just saw a protein powder called “swolverine”

housing crisis, PDX 

This is so fucking gross, and honestly, this is one of the times when govt should declare eminent domain and buy the building from this "investment firm" anyway, *especially* since it's cheaper than building new affordable housing. Fucking COWARDS in our government.

I’m the worst non-monogamous person on the planet because I just can’t be arsed with most people

A desperate plea for help for my friend and her children 

Please help me to raise money for my close friend who's desperately trying to leave a deeply toxic and abusive environment with her two small and adorable children that don't deserve any of this shit. She's already been made homeless twice recently. Things are fully beyond breaking point and the official channels for support, though they've tried, are repeatedly failing her family in dangerous ways. (1/5)

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