🏴☠️ I’m fine with lewd joking around, just please don’t burst in with a direct sexual flirt when I’m talking about non-lewd things
🏴☠️ Please don‘t do ‘cuddly snuggly headpats uwu’ chat at me
🏴☠️ I prefer to be referred to as ‘nonbinary’ rather than ‘enby’
That’s all I can think of for now! 😁
i've heard that wearing glasses could start an addiction! 😭 I never knew! I got my first taste of eyesight at 11 and it just got worse and worse and now the first thing I do in the morning is put on my glasses! I get terrible migraines and blurred vision and severe vertigo when I try to quit. Glasses, not even once!
pellets guy wants your ideas for future cursed food
pellets guy has just purchased a machine that turns liquids into bubbles of caviar. it comes with enough materials to make 17 trays of 96 caviar each.
he’d like to make 17 unique trays of untenable cursed caviars and has asked me to gather suggestions from the fediverse. what liquids, or solids that can be juiced in a juicer, should he make into orbs?
he has requested you avoid suggesting “dry cheeses, or anything that requires cooking”
HAPLY BIRTHDAY TO THE ANGEL OF OUR LIVES @katherine 💖♥️💖♥️💖
this babe is the best and we can all count ourselves lucky. have a great day sweet beautiful Katherine !!
@dreadpirateyarr you shouldn't call something a reproductive system unless it does the same thing as the replicator from star trek. this thing is just a horrible angry bag i have to carry around
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