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personal boundaries 

i don't really hold a grudge. not because i'm not a petty, vindictive, bitch, but because my attention span is anyone else hearing, like, a high-pitch beeping?

He was a boy
She was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?

Obvious that you only recognize heteronormative relationships maybe

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I just hooked up with this girland she asked me to grab her chapstick and I noticed it was burts bees and all I could think about was that time people here said burt fucks the bees and then without thinking i said "hey did you know burt fucks the bees?" please help

Should I just post a bunch of pictures of my cat wearing clothes again

Here at Namecheap, we definitely do not practice necromancy!

Bisexual as in I never know what the fuck I'm doing

I wonder how much of my life I’ve spent hunting for bits of piercings that have fallen out

I hope your day is filled with powerful Labour MP thinks a fetish is a "worry" and boldly declares he has thousands of them, the biggest of which is probably "the horses" energy today.

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OH MY FUCKING GOD MY LAPTOP WAS ON FULL FUCKING VOLUME IN THE LIBRARY AND IT FUCKING HONKED IM DEAD

@dreadpirateyarr

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lmao one year ago today on this web site hanny was drawing the simpsons with her eyes closed. this was my contribution:

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