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Officially got my HNC with an A overall, I guess I know some stuff about plants 🌱


negative, prescription drugs, alcohol 

Wondered why the hell it’s still light outside then I remembered it’s the solstice

I will absolutely not see the attached vlog from Richard Lochhead, Minister for Further and Higher Education

I don’t know what a zaddy is, and I think I’m okay with that

skin-picking, dermatillomania 

okcupid sapiosexual 

Stop milking hams, you’re stealing from the baby hamlets who need to suckle that milk from the teats of the mother ham

lewd mention, alcohol 

Just remembered standing at the bar on Friday night and hearing an American girl say to her friends ‘something I’ve learned about Scottish people... they really like Dolly Parton’ and I was tempted to swing round and say ‘Dolly Parton is a FUCKIN ANGEL, IS THERE A PROBLEM HERE’

Reading the ‘don’t get married in America’ spam in a Mickey Mouse voice is making my day

My plan to do lots of productive and cultural things seems to have mysteriously turned into playing Kingdom Rush in my jammies

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