cold pirate yarr @dreadpirateyarr@godforsaken.website

I just double-checked and it appears that Margaret Thatcher is still dead and in hell

@Duende @ape

if anyone’s gonna ask me what mastodon is i’m just gonna show them this picture

the song "Human" by The Killers asks an important question: are dancers human, and if not, and what are they? are dancers dangerous? where did they come from? why haven't we noticed?

i've heard that wearing glasses could start an addiction! 😭 I never knew! I got my first taste of eyesight at 11 and it just got worse and worse and now the first thing I do in the morning is put on my glasses! I get terrible migraines and blurred vision and severe vertigo when I try to quit. Glasses, not even once!

the first ever game made using my game framework, Encompass, has been released by @prophet_goddess

https://prophetgoddess.itch.io/corpse-reviver

i am speechless!!!

Mads verdict on ’tchuplate: “the flavours just about work out but it seems like it makes the ketchup really intense. the mouthfeel of the ketchup with the chocolate in ways I haven’t anticipated” (selfie, group ec)

a hand-lubber

Who's the biggest himbo?

Sorry, redoing this w/out the two most obvious guys bc I hate both of them

pellets guy has just purchased a machine that turns liquids into bubbles of caviar. it comes with enough materials to make 17 trays of 96 caviar each.

he’d like to make 17 unique trays of untenable cursed caviars and has asked me to gather suggestions from the fediverse. what liquids, or solids that can be juiced in a juicer, should he make into orbs?

he has requested you avoid suggesting “dry cheeses, or anything that requires cooking”

shouts to sleeping dormice

another large plush mood

morning kiln load

yooooo

HAPLY BIRTHDAY TO THE ANGEL OF OUR LIVES @katherine 💖♥️💖♥️💖
this babe is the best and we can all count ourselves lucky. have a great day sweet beautiful Katherine !!

the bags under my eyes are for carrying trauma

mummy noise

serge gainsbourg was a Person of Choufleur

@dreadpirateyarr you shouldn't call something a reproductive system unless it does the same thing as the replicator from star trek. this thing is just a horrible angry bag i have to carry around