I have booped a cat on its nose so now my day is complete

White Americans: ahahah let’s laugh at silly foreigners’ accents
Also white Americans: I’m gonna drink some la croyks

Food, me being a dick Show more

Politics, religion Show more

We’ve found the Irish version of Cards Against Humanity in the pub, it’s called ‘Ah Here Now’

selfie, eye contact, alcohol Show more

one selfie with eye contact Show more

Gonna do this because I just told my friend about the bath salts man story and now she’s reading about it and I need to take my mind off it

Tonight I am the Maw Friend. The friend we’re staying with appears to be unconscious and she’s the only one who knows the way to her flat. I am quite drunk. It’s fine

Alcohol Show more

lewd place name Show more

Spent the morning hanging out with Iron Age bog bodies in the National Museum in Dublin and now I’m chilling in a beer garden in lovely

I will never fave a subtoot post because I’m scared the response would be ‘... you exist, I suppose’

I survived the flight to Dublin, I live to toot another day

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