cold pirate yarr @dreadpirateyarr@godforsaken.website

Found my fursona

smelling the flowers bruh!!!!

hewwo

I wondered where George had been all day and heard grunting from the wardrobe, he's in our box of underwear

Thanks for the wealth of options, Martha

mh shitpost, current events

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/apr/02/revealed-at-risk-immigration-detainees-to-be-put-in-solitary-confinement

"Vulnerable immigration detainees at risk of dying if they contract Covid-19 are to be placed in solitary confinement for at least three months, according to a leaked letter from the Home Office contractor G4S."

well this is fine

Made a rhubarb frangipane tart

hello. this is a 'selfie'.

gloomily chuckling at my door

reply thread. do it.

bandits love to carry signed orders from their boss with their future meeting place and then die somewhere to imply that the fiction still takes place when the protagonist isnt looking

MINECRAFRT TITTY OMG IM DYING

science fiction: in the future, robots will do everything a human can!

robots:

@byttyrs she's a "marketing tool" developed by a tech startup as a "solution" for problems certain brands have with appealing to particular demographics: millennials/gen z, queer ppl, POCs

Basically she's a 3D digital model of a fictional like... 19 y/o iirc? queer POC girl who is a "virtual influencer" on instagram. She has 2.1M followers, and is notably featured in a Calvin Klein commercial where she kisses a straight girl and it's passed off as "LGBT representation"

https://www.saltyworld.net/who-actually-benefits-when-digital-queerness-gets-trendy/