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personal boundaries 

I just double-checked and it appears that Margaret Thatcher is still dead and in hell

if anyone’s gonna ask me what mastodon is i’m just gonna show them this picture

the song "Human" by The Killers asks an important question: are dancers human, and if not, and what are they? are dancers dangerous? where did they come from? why haven't we noticed?


i've heard that wearing glasses could start an addiction! 😭 I never knew! I got my first taste of eyesight at 11 and it just got worse and worse and now the first thing I do in the morning is put on my glasses! I get terrible migraines and blurred vision and severe vertigo when I try to quit. Glasses, not even once!

the first ever game made using my game framework, Encompass, has been released by @prophet_goddess

i am speechless!!!

Mads verdict on ’tchuplate: “the flavours just about work out but it seems like it makes the ketchup really intense. the mouthfeel of the ketchup with the chocolate in ways I haven’t anticipated” (selfie, group ec)

what do you call a pirate who's crankin' it? 

If we're doing cursed Trek polls... take 2 

pellets guy wants your ideas for future cursed food 

this babe is the best and we can all count ourselves lucky. have a great day sweet beautiful Katherine !!

the bags under my eyes are for carrying trauma

@dreadpirateyarr you shouldn't call something a reproductive system unless it does the same thing as the replicator from star trek. this thing is just a horrible angry bag i have to carry around

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this godforsaken website is a uk-based mastodon instance boasting literally thousands of posts about bumholes and UNESCO world heritage sites