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personal boundaries 

🏴‍☠️ I’m fine with lewd joking around, just please don’t burst in with a direct sexual flirt when I’m talking about non-lewd things
🏴‍☠️ Please don‘t do ‘cuddly snuggly headpats uwu’ chat at me
🏴‍☠️ I prefer to be referred to as ‘nonbinary’ rather than ‘enby’

That’s all I can think of for now! 😁

July 4, Hawaii, Independence 

Imagine a Native American community who had a Disneyland-like resort built over their villages and ancestor's graves, the people made to do bastardizations of their sacred dances, wear mock 'sexy feather headresses' and entertain the rich tourists for starvation wages, 12 hours a day 7 days a week, living sardine-packed 20-to-a-house. And then be arrested for speaking their own language. It'd be an outrage, right? But that is just everyday life, in US-colonized Hawaii


I’ve eaten too many sweeties and spoiled my dinner. I am 34 years old

I think what throws me is that cups are used for everything, weight, volume, distance, time, you name it

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Me, reading a US recipe and crying: what is a ‘cup’

i love having to click this box, it reminds me of how absolutely haggard im feeling

I can’t be the only one who hates the modern design of not having arrows at either end of scroll bars now

Hello please listen to the podcast that @alex, @ponfarr, and I made, it is funny and good and you at LEAST have to hear the theme song

gender neutral underwear companies be like "we believe everyone deserves to feel comfortable in their own skin, no matter their body shape or gender identity. £22 for pair of boxers pleace :)"

I think he’s the neighbour directly above me who I’ve probably annoyed by being noisy on occasion but he’s a 30-ish man with a spongebob backpack so I don’t feel too threatened

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Continuing today’s theme of ‘awkward experiences with other people’, my neighbour was walking up the stairs behind me so I turned to say hello to him while I was getting my keys out and he walked past me and completely dinghied me lmao

If I’d just observed buy nothing day it would have spared me from this

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The singer has a posh English accent and they’re singing about having fun and I’m pretty sure there’s a ukulele involved

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lmao, I’m in the shop and I was thinking ‘what IS this song that’s playing, it’s fucking terrible’ then a hipster walked past me singing along to it

The existence of biscuits implies the existence of heteroscuits and homoscuits

Ah, the perennial mood: I need to go to the shop and I don’t want to


Need to buy cat food. Can you freeze chutney. Should I make a stew for dinner. Does my partner like Brussels sprouts. Better put those salad leaves back in the fridge. Still got a couple of shirts to sew. Better water the plants

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