Scrum master is a rubbish job title. They should be simply referred to as 'nerd shepherds'
@dockers one PM i worked with specifically referred to herself as a "nerd herder" lol
@balrogboogie I love being a nerd to herd
@balrogboogie @dockers as a PM in IT, yes. This is accurate ;)
@dockers In my experience it's a lot like herding cats, yes
@dockers nerd herder
@dockers @clayote no lies detected
@dockers One of these is a scrum master, the other most certainly not
@dockers it's called hoarding.
@dockers Excellent! They should have digital crooks to control their workers... 🐏 🐏 🐏 🐏 🐏
@dockers cat herder
@WizardOfDocs @dockers I identify as nerd herder nerd.
@dockers Scruffy-looking nerd herders
@jamesvasile @dockers Damn, beat me to it. 😂
@dockers shepherd of Nerds Erecting Responsive Functionality
@dockers @phoenix More like „Cult Pacesetter“
@dockers "Their SCRUMptiousness"
@dockers These sheep care a lot about the color of the shed
@dockers Or perhaps even just "nerdherder".
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