I've broken Mastodon
Am I famous yet
@dockers I want to boost this x10
@dockers who's tellin lies about their insides
@dockers the Tesco sleeper cells have sprung into action
@dockers was chuckling until I got to "A British Classic" and then I lost it
@balrogboogie soft fluffy inside
@dockers HOW IS THIS REAL???? 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂
@funnypanja haha it's been edited - it says bloomer
@dockers lol. OK.
@dockers its edited but good god is it horrifyingly accurate lmao
@pupy oh I know that, it's just funny!
@dockers admittedly shouldve checked your bio beforehand but aye
though i feel like it'd be more on point if it weren't tesco
maybe waitrose or m&s food
would take asda at a push
@dockers famous or not, youve given us all a gift, thank you
@dockers you know youve made one of those forever posts don't you
@knownrobes I never thought it would be possible
@dockers omg 🤣
@dockers It would be Tesco.
@dockers wtf lol
@dockers weirdly, I feel that the "soft, fluffy inside" part is very hopeful. I mean, we are talking about the people with flowers on their hair, something could be done to retrieve them (?)
@dockers I'm logging off
@dockers this reminds me of the Delicate Crackers 🤣 https://www.wasa.de/produkte/delicate/delicate-thin-crackers-meersalz/pack/
Wow! That should read "Bloomer". :)
...thats the joke
@dockers Very apt considering the UK election turnout.
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