adding a line to the mastodon code that explodes your computer if you type a winking emoji in a reply to a stranger

@dewclaws careful now, I'm adding another that deletes your account if you reply without faving

@Ophillous you shut your damn mouth julles, your act is fooling no one

@bryn I admit that I have twinked in my time and I embrace oblivion as my punishment for twinkage

@bryn I love you too Bryn, even if we're both guilty of twinkery

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