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shaving and mowing are literally the same thing

you're "mowing the lawn"? yeah whatever, you're shaving the earth. grow up.

lewd gross I'm sorry Bryn but also good morning 

lewd gross I'm sorry Bryn but also good morning 

lewd gross I'm sorry Bryn but also good morning 

lewd gross I'm sorry Bryn but also good morning 

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pope quote 

re: pope quote 

re: pope quote 

@bryn i regret to inform you that alexander pope has owned you from beyond the grave

@bryn when I’m raking I always think of it as brushing the earth

@bryn you're planing some wood? no, you're shaving a tree

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