shaving and mowing are literally the same thing
you're "mowing the lawn"? yeah whatever, you're shaving the earth. grow up.
lewd gross I'm sorry Bryn but also good morning
@bryn me and the lads are going to the club and we're hoping to shave mad puss
@bryn there's a bit in Alexander Pope's peri bathous about this
A Master of this will say,
'Mow the Beard,
Shave the Grass,
Pin the Plank,
Nail my Sleeve.'
From whence results the same kind of Pleasure to the Mind, as doth to the Eye when we behold Harlequin trimming himself with a Hatchet, hewing down a Tree with a Rasor, making his Tea in a Cauldron, and brewing his Ale in a Tea-pot, to the incredible Satisfaction of the British Spectator."
@garfiald this is fucked
@bryn i regret to inform you that alexander pope has owned you from beyond the grave
@garfiald ghosts won't leave me alone
@bryn giving my topiary sparrow a high fade
mowing your body
@bryn you're planing some wood? no, you're shaving a tree
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