there is no reason for me to have done this
wow ok other people think this is as funny as i did the first 3 days i couldn't stop imagining it
@bryn it's so accurate though!
@bryn but i'm glad you did
@007 thanks i'm so glad it's out of my brain and onto the internet
@bryn I could legitimately see that being a headline in the local news next time someone gets pulled up for doing 120+ mph on the A12/A14 😆
@bryn oh my god
@bryn This is poetry to me
@bryn me when it's almost the end of the road trip
@bryn I think we've all been there. I know I have more than I care to admit!
@bryn new desktop background
@starwall oh god I wish I'd put some time into it now
I too have cystitis
@bryn I would watch this movie, I imagine the plot being a bunch of attempts to find restrooms but they're closed and also police chases because they're driving so fast
@amsomniac I've had dreams like that
@bryn when are we gonna get paprika-inception tech to twitch stream our dreams
@bryn i think about this post, like, probably at least once a day
Who needs a reason?
@bryn instance name checks out =p
@snailerotica look, your username is snail erotica, so,
@bryn Need to Pee: Wet Pantsuit
I'm glad you did though - you've got yourself a few real chuckles, not the emoticon kind!! 😃
whever you get closer to home...
Great Creazyyy for wait
Stupid internet games
@bryn You've heard of No Nut November and Denial December, now get ready for Jaundice January!
@bryn LOL classic 😂
@bryn In olden times, there was a NFS poster remix saying "Need for Weed" and I can't find it anymore :<
@bryn I'm sorry I have to steal this and post it everywhere.
@bryn i love this even more every time i see it
@shade lol tysm!!
@bryn this is exactly how I feel when I've been hyperfocusing on something for 8 hours and suddenly my body reminds me of its existence
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