there is no reason for me to have done this

wow ok other people think this is as funny as i did the first 3 days i couldn't stop imagining it

@007 thanks i'm so glad it's out of my brain and onto the internet

@bryn And the spinoff series, Need to Pee Underground

@bryn I could legitimately see that being a headline in the local news next time someone gets pulled up for doing 120+ mph on the A12/A14 πŸ˜†

@bryn me when it's almost the end of the road trip

@bryn I think we've all been there. I know I have more than I care to admit!

@starwall oh god I wish I'd put some time into it now

@bryn I would watch this movie, I imagine the plot being a bunch of attempts to find restrooms but they're closed and also police chases because they're driving so fast

@bryn when are we gonna get paprika-inception tech to twitch stream our dreams

@bryn @suzukipeach whenever I see people on the motorways going 120mph or faster I imagine that they really, really need to pee

@bryn i think about this post, like, probably at least once a day

@rhys it's unironically very funny to me that you also replied "me rn" before, I appreciate how much you relate to this meme

@bryn as someone with a super tiny bladder who drinks a lot of coffee, I relate to it on a profound level

I'm glad you did though - you've got yourself a few real chuckles, not the emoticon kind!! πŸ˜ƒ

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