there is no reason for me to have done this
@bryn it's so accurate though!
@bryn but i'm glad you did
@007 thanks i'm so glad it's out of my brain and onto the internet
@bryn And the spinoff series, Need to Pee Underground
@bryn I could legitimately see that being a headline in the local news next time someone gets pulled up for doing 120+ mph on the A12/A14 😆
@bryn oh my god
@bryn art for the sake of art
@bryn me rn
@bryn this is literally my life
@grufwub glad you're hydrated!!
@bryn i am never not hydrated
@bryn This is poetry to me
@bryn me when it's almost the end of the road trip
@bryn I think we've all been there. I know I have more than I care to admit!
@bryn new desktop background
@starwall oh god I wish I'd put some time into it now
I too have cystitis
@bryn I would watch this movie, I imagine the plot being a bunch of attempts to find restrooms but they're closed and also police chases because they're driving so fast
@amsomniac I've had dreams like that
@bryn when are we gonna get paprika-inception tech to twitch stream our dreams
@bryn i think about this post, like, probably at least once a day
@bryn me every day at work
@rhys it's unironically very funny to me that you also replied "me rn" before, I appreciate how much you relate to this meme
@bryn as someone with a super tiny bladder who drinks a lot of coffee, I relate to it on a profound level
Who needs a reason?
@bryn instance name checks out =p
@snailerotica look, your username is snail erotica, so,
@bryn Need to Pee: Wet Pantsuit
I'm glad you did though - you've got yourself a few real chuckles, not the emoticon kind!! 😃
whever you get closer to home...
Great Creazyyy for wait
Stupid internet games
@bryn You've heard of No Nut November and Denial December, now get ready for Jaundice January!
@bryn LOL classic 😂
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