the existence of airhorns implies the existence of earth, water and firehorns

@bryn i'm cackling at this, firing my earth-horn at the football match and just obliterating the crowd

@007 tourists coming to see the vast and sacred mound under which a stadium was buried along with its terrified occupants by the blasting of the Earth Horn


with the clamoring of my horn i summon forth the forbidden elements, fog and leg

@gasp I had to hold my nose so I didn't wake anyone up with my snorting


while i am glad to have brought you joy, that sounds mildly uncomfortable

@bryn It's an inverted Avatar situation where there's only one horn left of all but the air horns.

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