the existence of airhorns implies the existence of earth, water and firehorns
@bryn i'm cackling at this, firing my earth-horn at the football match and just obliterating the crowd
@007 tourists coming to see the vast and sacred mound under which a stadium was buried along with its terrified occupants by the blasting of the Earth Horn
with the clamoring of my horn i summon forth the forbidden elements, fog and leg
@gasp I had to hold my nose so I didn't wake anyone up with my snorting
while i am glad to have brought you joy, that sounds mildly uncomfortable
@gasp made my eyes feel weird but it was worth it
And the fifth horn, Umami.
@bryn water horn = water gun
@bryn ooh and a flamethrower for a firehorn
@bryn It's an inverted Avatar situation where there's only one horn left of all but the air horns.
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