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almost constantly a version of bear necessities runs through my head. it starts "I am a... hooomosexual" and that's as far as it goes

as a non homosexual I do not feel it's appropriate for me to sing it. if you are a homosexual I gift this to you

@bryn I just started singing that in my head & trying to come up with the words.

You have a curious superpower

Silly Genitals mention, song lyrics 

Silly Genitals mention, song lyrics 

Silly Genitals mention, song lyrics 

@bryn wherever I wander, wherever I roam
The dykes I meet make me feel like I’m at home
The girl are kissing in the streets
We are all gay and free
When you look up at the softball games
And take a glance at the hockey Dames
And maybe smooch a few
The homosexuals of life will come to you!

@bryn I could go on but I will stop there

Silly Genitals mention, song lyrics 

@bryn At least you don't have to change the name

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