whispering through my keyhole is not a personality. tapping on my window while i sleep is not a personality. scratching my floorboards from below? not a personality. and as for shaking the very timbers of my home so they creak and moan and shudder? you guessed it - not a personality
god I forgot this post it's so good
@bryn something something "flirt cw" something something "creak and moan and shudder" something something
you get the joke
@Ophillous I mean it doesn't take a lot to make my meat vehicle creak or shudder :-/
@bryn as someone with very shitty bones and nerves that decide to fire themselves seemingly on a whim:
@bryn aaw shit I gotta try a different tactic
@FrazzledBrynn may I suggest: lurking just outside the yellow circle of light cast by a street lamp, asking strangers the year and then running away in a panic, haunting copses of diseased and dying trees
@bryn but being an asshole is… 🤔
@bryn the person who did this?
Or a creepy person, at least 😉
@rugk no one has actually done this, i was just clarifying that none of these actions are a personality
@bryn i can't believe i had not boosted this before
@Olli_W_ lmao I'm glad you've done it now. thank you
@bryn you are welcome! thank you for blessing this here timeline with heavenly posts!
@bryn oh shit garfs a ghost???
@FrazzledBrynn brynn they're far too far from me to do this but rn I'd honestly take it
@bryn I don't get it?
@TurdFerguson people often go online and say things like "liking game of thrones isn't a personality" or "playing video games isn't a personality" or whatever. the joke is just that but stuff that most people wouldn't do anyway
@bryn good trolling!
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