birthday cards designed for men from their wives: sorry I'm a stubborn bitch sometimes, I love you anyway
birthday cards designed for women from their husbands: shame you're a stubborn bitch sometimes, I love you anyway
@bryn those kind of cards are extremely grim, why would you not buy your husband/wife a nice card!
@wandrew maybe if you secretly hate them or have a lot of guilt at not living up to your partner's expectations!!!
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