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as a younger user of mastodon I was wondering whether someone would be able to explain to me, perhaps via simile, the experience of being an old ass bitch on this site

this was a reference to something but keep the answers coming in

@bryn as long as you avoid the annoying teenager accounts it’s quite good tbh

@bryn it's like walking into a corner shop where a bunch of people are hanging around the register talking to the cashier and then you take your egg salad sandwich up to the register and kind of wade through them awkwardly and they all stare at you for a minute before one of them says "love egg salad"

@a_cat @bryn my mastodon experience is a deep well of Feelings

@bryn it's exactly like being the old person at a concert

@bryn @goblin I just turned 37. I’m kinda at that point where the older I get, the less bullshit I can tolerate. Ofc, through lived experience, therapy, and years of DBT you learn to laugh off certain things. I don’t know if this helps.

@gayalien I would appreciate if you could elaborate, sweet conner

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my earnest opinion, a tell-all memoir 

my earnest opinion, a tell-all memoir 

my earnest opinion, a tell-all memoir 

my earnest opinion, a tell-all memoir 

@gayalien @bryn queen, what the hell are you talking about

unrequested explanation 

@bryn it's like we're a bunch of magnets and we all attract the people we want to connect with, it's great

Silly answer 

@bryn if you think of the emotions of the barenaked ladies' One Week mixed with the feeling that you can't keep up with The Kids Today it's that.

@bryn it’s pretty much the same as being an old ass bitch anywhere else. Cutting in line, inappropriate jokes, bingo on Saturdays, voting conservative, and so on and so forth.

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