as a younger user of mastodon I was wondering whether someone would be able to explain to me, perhaps via simile, the experience of being an old ass bitch on this site
@bryn as long as you avoid the annoying teenager accounts it’s quite good tbh
@bryn it's exactly like being the old person at a concert
@bryn it's like we're a bunch of magnets and we all attract the people we want to connect with, it's great
@bryn I'm only here for the sexy dads and sexy non-child-having dads
@Louisa ok that's actually... mega cute
@bryn if you think of the emotions of the barenaked ladies' One Week mixed with the feeling that you can't keep up with The Kids Today it's that.
@bryn it’s pretty much the same as being an old ass bitch anywhere else. Cutting in line, inappropriate jokes, bingo on Saturdays, voting conservative, and so on and so forth.
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