you've heard of sword lesbians, now get ready for....... lesbian sword

this is just so beautifully composed. it's perfect. if I were a woman I would message her immediately

"im a sword. there is a lesbian attached to me" I can't get over this. I may never get over this. it's flawless

@goat I mean, I wanna date the sword now, but she's only interested in women so go ahead

@bryn My hero can't equip the lesbian sword... 😒

sword info if you want it 

sword info if you want it 

@bryn dang gotta lock that one down. Assuming you can best her in single combat

@interneteh i really don't care whether i win tbh it'd be worth it

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