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@Ophillous julien. bees. pal. buddy. friend. dear one. shut up

@bryn you didn't like my quality post?? how come?? what could I have done to improve it?

@bryn but if I didn't post it how could my dear friends on mastodon dot com, like you, see it??

@Ophillous I could not, and my life would be richer for it

@bryn but just think of this fun enjoyable conversation! how would you feel if you missed out on this?

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