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behind every man is his own ass

apart from alan "ass-backwards" andersen who, due to a freaking accident at the ass adjustment and augmentation centre, had his ass applied on his front side and thus will never be the same again

@bryn .... ngl i thought this was gonna be a front bottoms joke

@bryn I started calling him andy alanson after that, he didn't appreciate my comedy

@bryn my ass was there for me when no one else was... when there was only one set of footprints in the sand, that was when my ass carried me...

@pizza so that's why the footprints were kinda... round

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