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โ€ข i am non-binary. don't ever use gendered/gender-coded language about me
โ€ข don't call me enby. just non-binary
โ€ข i have anxiety and can't read tone well. please be gentle w me and courtesy fave before replying if tone isn't clear
โ€ข if you can't read my tone I'm probably being sincere. yes I do use that many exclamation marks genuinely. you can ask me if you're not sure
โ€ข I'm generally happy to give clarification on most of my posts
โ€ข please also read my part 2 in replies

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IT'S FREE SEEDS TIME AGAIN if you're in the UK, boost please! 

this year i have no allotment and less garden space and hence less need for seeds. i will post excess ones to you if you're in the uk

as a disclaimer, many of the packets have been open a while and/or have passed their use-by date by a few months, but they're free so who cares right

seeds marked * are ones i've harvested myself, of whose viability i make no guarantee

i'll list available seeds below, reply if you're interested!

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hello. it is my 2nd biHRTday today

i have written a longish thing (~1100 words) about transitioning with testosterone - personal experience, light advice, heavy rambling - that you can read if you want to. i will post it as a thread below

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here it is:
:heart_trans: how to change your name and gender marker on a uk passport :heart_nb:

it's been 6 months since i did this but this is as clear as i can manage. it's not anywhere near as hard as i thought. if i have to redraft i'll do it under this post. ok let's go

And by "schools are bad", I mean "abolish school as we know it"

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My stance:

1. schools are bad

2. teaching is good

3. most teachers are amazing people

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Something interesting happens with the "teachers are cops" discourse, where a surprising proportion of people engage with criticism of the scool system from the very liberal perspective of "you can't criticise schools - teachers are good people" and another, even more surprising proportion of people take criticism of the school system to mean "all teachers actually are cops".

if you can guess my deadname you get a prize of owe me $100

I just remembered waking up in a rage at some point during in the night because I had a dream that I read a comparing-politics-to-Harry-Potter tweet that said โ€˜we absolutely should hold the dementors accountable, but we shouldnโ€™t shame themโ€™

Star Wars: The New Kouren Games II: The Curse of the European Life: Final Fantasy XIII-2: The Secret of the Forgotten One - Attack of the Magic

him and poirot are boyfriends and also a kind of pet shop boys opportunity set up

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trying to find an image online that fully demonstrates this but he is simply too tall and narrow to be fitted easily into one frame

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despite my best efforts things keep happening

It's #MastoSourcedPlaylist day!

This time I asked folks to reach back a few years (just a few) and give me their favorite tracks from the Aughts.

It's the One About the 00's!

Just about four hours worth of songs released between 2000 and 2010!

Shuffle up and Enjoy!

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