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i was gonna learn how to use paint.net but i just did this

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self indulgent shitpost selfies, there's no eye contact but there is an axe and an air rifle 

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a microtransaction is when I move almost imperceptibly

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elderflower cordial make-a-long pt 0 

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If you donate I'll sketch you something cute! I like food, you like cute sketches yes? ko-fi.com/Z8Z0TVEA

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I don't speak french I let the funky music do the talking

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selfie, ec, best bedhead of my life 

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Pronouns update:

I'd like to tentatively try out No Pronouns, please.

I am still a male person, I would simply rather be referred to as my username, or PLM or whatever.

Pronouns and I are not getting along, so please no "he/him" for now.

Boosts appreciated.

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a warm, dark summer night in a garden that smells of jasmine and citrus.
sat on cool slate listening to water in motion.
the towns distant lights and the even further stars

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trans issues, asking for help 

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selfie, ec. boosts plz 

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D&D lets you live out all kinds of fantasies, such as:
-Having everyone call you by your preferred name and gender
-Having a big group of friends who do everything together
-Making a reasonable wage as a freelancer
-Being able to murder the terrible leadership of your country
-Getting 8 hours of sleep

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Selfie, ec, cardboard hat. 

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selfie, I've got tits but it's not meant to be like lewd, just a bit suggestive ya know? 

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Despite being free software, Mastodon as a project takes a hardline stance against nazis

joinmastodon.org/covenant

The covenant has been added approx. one month ago so that for the first time in Mastodon's history, our project could make "no nazis" a part of our branding.

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i wanna go to England so people can call me a geezer

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some fella in the pub here singing "my friend Jack got an egg on his back" I have no effin idea what this is lmao

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If you have an anime avi you automatically sign a contract saying you’re putting in overtime to prove you’re not racist

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this godforsaken website

godforsaken.website is a uk-based mastodon instance boasting literally thousands of posts about bumholes and UNESCO world heritage sites