a little joke about gender @bryn@godforsaken.website
**please read my boundaries pinned post before following**
im gay, my stomach aches and I'm bad at posting
call me rowan or bryn
24, neopronouns/they
in the uk? ask me about free seeds 🌱
header and avi from leon chang's re:treat
Joined Mar 2019
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boundaries pinned post
• i am non-binary. don't ever use gendered/gender-coded language about me
• don't call me enby. just non-binary
• i have anxiety and can't read tone well. please be gentle w me and courtesy fave before replying if tone isn't clear
• if you can't read my tone I'm probably being sincere. yes I do use that many exclamation marks genuinely. you can ask me if you're not sure
• I'm generally happy to give clarification on most of my posts
• please also read my part 2 in replies
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ok well I finally gave in and made a gofundme to get me top surgery bc I am feeling relentlessly horrible with dysphoria
http://gofundme.com/f/help-bryn-r-get-top-surgery
boosts very much appreciated!!!
(to everyone who has put money in my ko-fi: I've set it aside to put towards the costs, I'm not just pocketing it for treats! thank you so much)
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hello. it is my 2nd biHRTday today
i have written a longish thing (~1100 words) about transitioning with testosterone - personal experience, light advice, heavy rambling - that you can read if you want to. i will post it as a thread below
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here it is:
how to change your name and gender marker on a uk passport 
it's been 6 months since i did this but this is as clear as i can manage. it's not anywhere near as hard as i thought. if i have to redraft i'll do it under this post. ok let's go
where is he going. can he leave faster please
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: Dirty Savage Admin
For those of you who play Blizzard games.
The employees have asked you not play them at all tomorrow as a message to the company.
Digital Strike and all that.
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imagine if you opened a banana and it was bread in there!! terrifying
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if you're making a movie trailer, try matching each cut to a boom sound in the score. you're welcome 😉
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I'd like to thank you all for marrying me. we're doing great
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I lent money to a ghost
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my therapist told me i should do a daily affirmation and all i could think about was flowless saying "nobody is going to be weird to me today. not gonna cum."
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skipping around the golf course spreading kudzu starts with a big raisin bran scoop
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ouch my wellbeing
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when i go to bed at night, it would put me at ease to know that i was being watched over by a beautiful horse
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here comes 'wet legs'
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arrested for not saying hello!!
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if i lived in a little toadstool house in the forest I would greet every guest by saying "welcome to my fungal abode"
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every single day flowless comes to my house and says "I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW WHO YOUR MOM IS AND I'M PROBABLY NOT FUCKING HER" to me, right before entering my mother's bedroom. what does this mean
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@gonzo I SOMETIMES FORGET SOMEONE DID DM ME A PICTURE OF THEIR MOM ONE TIME
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MY FAVORITE TYPE OF REPLIES TO MY FUCKING UR MOM POSTS IS THE GENUINE REPLIES "MY MOM IS AWFUL YOU ARE TOO GOOD FOR HER" I GET.
THESE POSTS ARE SATIRE, I DONT ACTUALLY KNOW WHO UR MOM IS AND IM PROBABLY NOT FUCKING YOUR ACTUAL MOM. HOPE THIS HELPS
**please read my boundaries pinned post before following**
im gay, my stomach aches and I'm bad at posting
call me rowan or bryn
24, neopronouns/they
in the uk? ask me about free seeds 🌱
header and avi from leon chang's re:treat
Joined Mar 2019
