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i was gonna learn how to use paint.net but i just did this

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self indulgent shitpost selfies, there's no eye contact but there is an axe and an air rifle 

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as promised: my extremely long and rambly thread on black shuck, the east anglian demon dog! if you think you're gonna read it all then good fuckin luck lmao, no actually that'd be amazing, i'm not the best writer but i had fun reading up about this.
it's folklore, so general CWs for evil dogs, death, religion and the like.
this is gonna be a lot of posts, so muting the word "shuck" will remove it from your timeline

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🏩 unfortunate aid request 🏩 I’m a disabled/chronically ill afrolatinx trans person. My doctor thinks I have internal bleeding causing chronic anemia. He told me I need to get a colonoscopy & endoscopy ASAP (he tried to schedule it on my birthday next wk 😭). Problem is, it costs $250 per procedure for copay. I can’t afford $500. If anyone can help, I’d be so grateful. “Proof” in photos below. Plz boost. 💓

Www.Cash.Me/$vicentevalentino
Www.Paypal.Me/vicentevalentino
Venmo: vicente-vazquez-2

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young, dumb, and full of cum laude degrees in economics and psychology

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i’m a proponent of flat human theory. earth round people flat. thank you for your time reading this

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ok ok, how should we course correct this? whats our pivot?

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let me enter my lighthouse built for one and fly away from this conversation

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I look away from the TL for like a second and this is what happens

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the thought "i should put fairy lights up in my room" just crossed my mind. im transforming into a white girl somebody please help

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white girls truly are evolving, and the gates of hell have opened up

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thinking about caroline calloway's splintery floor again

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*looks at priceless, flawless classical greek sculpture* not a twink. *tips sculpture over, shattering it into a million pieces*

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@bryn if you replied "not ok jules" to all my posts you'd average like 51% correctness

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@bryn i think someone used this on me once when i was in my 20s but my dumbass didn't get it until a few years ago that it was a flirt

thats who i am as a person

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