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• i am non-binary. don't ever use gendered/gender-coded language about me
• don't call me enby. just non-binary
• i have anxiety and can't read tone well. please be gentle w me and courtesy fave before replying if tone isn't clear
• if you can't read my tone I'm probably being sincere. yes I do use that many exclamation marks genuinely. you can ask me if you're not sure
• I'm generally happy to give clarification on most of my posts
• please also read my part 2 in replies

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so at this point I should probably start researching UK top surgeons so I can pick one. if you've had top surgery in the UK (NHS or private, the choice of surgeons is the same) and can describe your experience or if you have any comments, recs, anyone to avoid, I'd appreciate DMs about it!!

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hello. it is my 2nd biHRTday today

i have written a longish thing (~1100 words) about transitioning with testosterone - personal experience, light advice, heavy rambling - that you can read if you want to. i will post it as a thread below

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here it is:
:heart_trans: how to change your name and gender marker on a uk passport :heart_nb:

it's been 6 months since i did this but this is as clear as i can manage. it's not anywhere near as hard as i thought. if i have to redraft i'll do it under this post. ok let's go

Sitting at the doorway to the kitchen with her arms folded watching me bake

#Inktober Day 23: Bat

A quick one today. Please ignore the pencil lines that would *not* fully erase. 😠

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seems to me michael Jackson was deeply misguided in his belief that people on the moon walked backwards. its this sort of cultural confusion that helps misinformation and conspiracy theories fester

walked past this today. people are misled into thinking french cooking is all haute cuisine, terroir and so on but in fact 90% of French restaurants are exactly like this

day 3: vessel
(i'll catch up at some point)
some may say i lost sight of the prompt and just wanted to draw a flower fairy, and they would be correct

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‘We had English, which woz crap because Mr [X] woz off + we got Mr [Y], the creepy, humourless craft + design teacher who wears a wig. He’s a total wanker + I refused to do any work that period, + just drew a picture of him getting his wig blown off on the back of my jotter.’

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'the shitter's clogged', the three words every woman wants to here

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this godforsaken website is a uk-based mastodon instance boasting literally thousands of posts about bumholes and UNESCO world heritage sites