towering jeremy @bryn@godforsaken.website

thinking about a t shirt again

[eye contact]

does the vaccine give you male autism or female autism? i can't let them get unbalanced or the they/them assembly will revoke my enby card

I bet there's a guy at the pickle factory that comes in every morning and says, "Rise and Brine, everyone!" and all his coworkers hate him.

Vessel 5

I think my car is fucked. It was on its last legs and I was just trying to coax it along til I could get some money from the new job to replace it. Now it's decided that shifting into reverse isn't necessary. I need some breathing room to figure out the logistics of making it through to the point where I can start earning. I'm hoping for $500. Anything helps, especially boosts.

https://www.paypal.me/rwcarlisle
Venmo: @robertwcarlisle
Cashapp: $rwcarlisle

#mutualaid

Just got nominated for the Nobel peace prize in consistently underestimating how long any given task will reasonably take

"when I am quing you will be first against the wall"
​ --them yorke

executive diarrhoea

Y’all will NOT believe what I just found jammed between the base of the bathroom cabinet and the bathroom wall

@bryn just make sure u get covid in one arm & flu in the other, they'll balance out

@bryn i think thats what booster shots are for

someone walking slowly up the stairs in a house you were certain was empty apart from you type beat

stepbro, help me, im stuck! [i instantly unsheathe my blade, target the heart, piercing it in one swift motion] prey should never believe the words of a hunter

writing software is like finding a secret hole in the ground that you can crawl up and down screaming until daylight

*in the grocery store*You can't fight tooth decay!

little Italian historians game