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i was gonna learn how to use paint.net but i just did this

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self indulgent shitpost selfies, there's no eye contact but there is an axe and an air rifle 

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as promised: my extremely long and rambly thread on black shuck, the east anglian demon dog! if you think you're gonna read it all then good fuckin luck lmao, no actually that'd be amazing, i'm not the best writer but i had fun reading up about this.
it's folklore, so general CWs for evil dogs, death, religion and the like.
this is gonna be a lot of posts, so muting the word "shuck" will remove it from your timeline

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a microtransaction is when I move almost imperceptibly

last minute surge for dog hair confirmed the correct answer as the winner! 2, 3 and 4 are all true

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three bryn truths one bryn lie

vote for the bryn lie:
1: I once tried really hard to get into dog hair crafts
2: I used to ring church bells with a load of old people
3: I once won an adventure holiday for my family in a writing competition
4: I at one point owned all four twilight books in both black and white editions

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Playing stardew valley in my mind on karens farm

it was so fucking mean and i couldn't have done it myself but holy shit

my parents are bemused by my screaming and yelling but they seem happy i'm happy

tears in my eyes rereading the healyn roast thread holy shit

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@healyn Oh, again?

Healyn looks like a substitute geography teacher who moonlights as a magician at kids parties.

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@healyn looking like an android that scientists made to test if machines could feel shame

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@healyn you looking like the substitute teacher that brought popcorn to class n was very nice to all the students n when the real teacher came back we all got really upset n found out you were already a substitute at the rival school across town.

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I went too hard on healyn in that roast thread

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@healyn remember that big parachute thing that was a part of elementary school PE for some reason? that shirt’s its father.

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@healyn this is a man who would give all of us the shirt off his back. at the same time.

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@ghendrix @healyn Healyn Defense Squad forming a posse to explore the darkest corners of that shirt and bring the man home

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@healyn guys healyn is good and kind and when we finally find him under all that fabric i'm gonna tell him what you all have been saying about him

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@healyn

ɪᴛ ʀᴇᴍᴀɪɴs ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴᴀʙʟᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ɪ ᴅɪᴅ ᴏʀ ᴅɪᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ 'ᴇᴍ
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@healyn @jackdaw no matter where you click on this shirt it’s a bomb

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