@bryn@godforsaken.website

three bryn truths one bryn lie

vote for the bryn lie:
1: I once tried really hard to get into dog hair crafts
2: I used to ring church bells with a load of old people
3: I once won an adventure holiday for my family in a writing competition
4: I at one point owned all four twilight books in both black and white editions

Playing stardew valley in my mind on karens farm

@healyn Oh, again?

Healyn looks like a substitute geography teacher who moonlights as a magician at kids parties.

@healyn looking like an android that scientists made to test if machines could feel shame

@healyn you’ve got kind eyes.

@healyn you looking like the substitute teacher that brought popcorn to class n was very nice to all the students n when the real teacher came back we all got really upset n found out you were already a substitute at the rival school across town.

I went too hard on healyn in that roast thread

@healyn your hands say confused, but your legs say fighting stance

@healyn remember that big parachute thing that was a part of elementary school PE for some reason? that shirt’s its father.

@healyn this is a man who would give all of us the shirt off his back. at the same time.

@ghendrix @healyn Healyn Defense Squad forming a posse to explore the darkest corners of that shirt and bring the man home

@healyn guys healyn is good and kind and when we finally find him under all that fabric i'm gonna tell him what you all have been saying about him

@healyn

ɪᴛ ʀᴇᴍᴀɪɴs ǫᴜᴇsᴛɪᴏɴᴀʙʟᴇ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴡʜᴇᴛʜᴇʀ ɪ ᴅɪᴅ ᴏʀ ᴅɪᴅ ɴᴏᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴏ ɪᴛ ᴛᴏ 'ᴇᴍ
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@healyn out here looking like a cousin.

@healyn @jackdaw no matter where you click on this shirt it’s a bomb

@healyn

oh, rad! they ported Minesweeper to Healyn's shirt!
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