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boundaries pinned post 

• i am non-binary. don't ever use gendered/gender-coded language about me
• don't call me enby. just non-binary
• i have anxiety and can't read tone well. please be gentle w me and courtesy fave before replying if tone isn't clear
• if you can't read my tone I'm probably being sincere. yes I do use that many exclamation marks genuinely. you can ask me if you're not sure
• I'm generally happy to give clarification on most of my posts
• please also read my part 2 in replies

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IT'S FREE SEEDS TIME AGAIN if you're in the UK, boost please! 

this year i have no allotment and less garden space and hence less need for seeds. i will post excess ones to you if you're in the uk

as a disclaimer, many of the packets have been open a while and/or have passed their use-by date by a few months, but they're free so who cares right

seeds marked * are ones i've harvested myself, of whose viability i make no guarantee

i'll list available seeds below, reply if you're interested!

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hello. it is my 2nd biHRTday today

i have written a longish thing (~1100 words) about transitioning with testosterone - personal experience, light advice, heavy rambling - that you can read if you want to. i will post it as a thread below

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here it is:
:heart_trans: how to change your name and gender marker on a uk passport :heart_nb:

it's been 6 months since i did this but this is as clear as i can manage. it's not anywhere near as hard as i thought. if i have to redraft i'll do it under this post. ok let's go

loads of other people have offered me their plant pots they're not using and everyone is so nice. sometimes I feel really good about people in general and today is a day like that I think

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earlier on I went to pick up some plant pots from someone and as I was stacking them up she was asking a crow if he was telling his pals about the sausage she'd cut up really small to feed him

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i had a dream that i was jn a plane crash with my friends from college and also my grandmother but also garf and bryn were there and garf was teaching me french pickup lines to flirt with the other survivors.

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having some beethoven discourse on the TL... I'm keeping it strictly pg-13. I'm choosing peace today

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it would just be called "ENBY" in capital letters, no one is allowed to cancel him for being cis he has my blessing from beyond the grave

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for real though, if he ever wanted to "go serious", Jamel could easily sweep the césars as me in an "overlong" and "tiresome" biopic of me dir. by mathieu kassovitz.

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@garfiald i was thinking of getting one Mr. Zack Snyder to do it. Only way to capture the full scale of posts like “i’m shitting normally today”

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@garfiald John Travolta in what many call a “Career-Best” performance but he dies halfway through and they need to get Jim Carrey to dub his lines (all the posts i’ve ever made)

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who plays you in your biopic? for me it's got to be bill Murray. or lorenzo music

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just got arrested and sliced into a thousand cubes just for saying i had a "lesbian opinion"

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every time you try to learn something, something confusing will happen. this is a sign that you shouldn't try

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I have it on good authority that jesus was 5'11"

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