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here it is:
:heart_trans: how to change your name and gender marker on a uk passport :heart_nb:

it's been 6 months since i did this but this is as clear as i can manage. it's not anywhere near as hard as i thought. if i have to redraft i'll do it under this post. ok let's go

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i was gonna learn how to use paint.net but i just did this

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as promised: my extremely long and rambly thread on black shuck, the east anglian demon dog! if you think you're gonna read it all then good fuckin luck lmao, no actually that'd be amazing, i'm not the best writer but i had fun reading up about this.
it's folklore, so general CWs for evil dogs, death, religion and the like.
this is gonna be a lot of posts, so muting the word "shuck" will remove it from your timeline

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@pisscotheque why can’t my reproductive system reproduce stuff that I want, like crisps or a cosy jumper

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'Newspaper Collage Made In The Wake Of An Anxiety Attack, 16/05/19'

oh we're good I can see ely cathedral

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Hi I'm cute and I pass quite well. Which my brain feels very conflicted about because I never thought I could be a girl for my whole life.

I like it a lot though. A bunch of people are even starting to say I look cis.

Selfie, ec, boosts and compliments++

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a new type of slut has been announced and this one is exciting. it's a sex slut. a slut for sex.

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saluting in the street to show my respect for Are Brave Boys (bin men)

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my reproductive system *does literally anything*
me: awful

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:bryn: is the exact energy I want to give off

occasionally I still think of using a selfy as my avi but then I remember, :bryn:

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living in a touristy city destroys any respect you might have for the noble art of photography

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we went nightwalking last night along the coast. light bleeds and blurs into the thick fog. total unreality

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i just accidentally deleted a very innocent post and now im scared people will think i have something to hide

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