dont call yourself gay unless you can prove it by projecting hardcore porn (featuring you being gay) onto the side of my house

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dont call yourself gay unless i can go outside and watch you being gay with a cup of horlicks ive made for the occassion

horlicks is the most homo drink imho. just saying. no questions. fuck off.

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