dont call yourself gay unless you can prove it by projecting hardcore porn (featuring you being gay) onto the side of my house
dont call yourself gay unless i can go outside and watch you being gay with a cup of horlicks ive made for the occassion
horlicks is the most homo drink imho. just saying. no questions. fuck off.
@bogperson420 damn I want a horlicks now
@bogperson420 Ok I'll bite, what's a horlicks?
@BustaMarx weird warm malty drink for babies
@bogperson420 Ok yeah, that checks out.
@bogperson420 ah yes, the thinking man's "showing up with a boombox to serenade you"
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