can't believe im straight edge now
@bogperson420 jokes on you, i remember every lecture i ever attended, verbatim. all in the same part of my brain where i keep "where i left my car keys" and "not falling down ever." i am a perfect specimen of neural health. yes i am aware my barn door is open, i require extra ventilation for my magnum stones
newflash, freakazoids! brains can't retain information that long.
loggin onto the internet to boast that actually, i know things, because of my degree which i completed many years ago and have not used the knowledge of ever
gonna hit him with a little 'lmao haha i saw that on twitter too!' [KO]
do you not know how online i am, son. i will crush you like a bug.
i had a wrinkle and now it's gone
everyone’s precious egg
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