replying to every craigslist ad looking for a "female roommate" and when they reply that they're not interested, sending them a picture of clown shoes with the caption "theses are your shoes now terf,"
instead of making productive use of my time looking at places i could actually live and want to live in
@georgespolitzer let me ask you something, Rico. Who are the happiest people on Earth? I’ll tell you. It’s the Swedes, probably. Now I know you’ve thought that you can’t live the Scandinavian lifestyle all the way over here in the lil ol USA. But you’ve thought wrong. You see, once you get behind the wheel of a Volvo and let its fine European engineering transport you there while it transports you wherever you need to go... Well, pass the lutefisk, my friend. That’s the Volvo lifestyle.
@bogperson420 m'lady, hadst thou perchance been receiving mine lewd missives, and if this be the case, whereforeth hadst thou not responded-eth uwu
everyone’s precious egg
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