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disabled bitterness, covid lockdown etc 

my successful large adult business sons and their wives are travelling up from their tax haven residences to meet at our traditional 17thC cotswolds manor for our traditional family feast of christ's mass. will we still be able to get our literally repulsive group dinner photo on the front page of The Times?

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disabled bitterness, covid lockdown etc 

i've been really hit with symptoms the last couple of weeks and i am just fuckin grumpy about news stories like "can we still have a good old traditional boxing day pub lunch under the restrictions?!" "what if i want to go to the gym! that should be open!" "i'm bored!" etc. fuck off, i don't care.

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getting my bass tube bumpin' and laying on my horn outside waiting for alex

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literally every sound a car can make sounds like it came out of an ass. laughable vehicle.

I've got "all the ingredients for a perfect recipe"

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Important News: Hanny has drawn me a fursona and this is me now, forget all the times I posted a human face. I take back any posts I've made making fun of furries, it's cool actually. 🐍

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ain't nothin' in the rules says a dog can't play Magic: The Gathering Commander format

incredible that "ready player 2", "12 rules for life 2", and "the boss baby 2" are all coming out around the same time. what a hat trick.

jordan p beterson 

imagine fuckin writing a book called "12 rules for life" and then years later publishing another book called "12 more rules for life", what a fucking grift lmao. if he was that wise his first book would have been called "24 rules for life" wouldn't it. what a fucking piss-taker lmfao.

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colonial atrocities, ireland 1/2 

thejournal.ie/croke-park-blood

last weekend was the 100th anniversary of the ireland's original bloody sunday

an IRA squad assassinated 9 british secret service leaders (five others were killed, including 3 police and 2 civilians), so the british army responded by massacring 14 civilians at a GAA game that afternoon (including three aged 10, 11, and 14) and injuring dozens more

land... sea... sky... these are the three locations where you will find the creatures known as "animals"...

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outfit selfie 

what’s up lads i fucked up my entire skeleton by turning my head gently to the side this morning

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MECFS, survey re draft NICE guidelines, UK 

Cross-posting this from birdsite account of Action for ME - please share.

Share your views on #MECFS #draftNICEguidline #pwme
surveymonkey.co.uk/r/NICE-MECF

Open to #pwme and #carers of all ages; they've simplified/summarised as far as possible.

There is room at the end to say that GPs/surgeries, should be required to offer people with ME the winter flu jab each year!

Deadline Mon 14 Dec 2020.

Link to draft NICE guidelines: nice.org.uk/guidance/indevelop

#MECFS #CFS #ChronicIllness
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