alex @alex@godforsaken.website

tv series producers: we are going to do a one-off musical episode
me: surely not
producers: yeah
me: they would never do that sort of thing, in a tv series
producers: in fact we are going to do just that
me: well i never. whatever next

@puf ah! ah! ah!

(respected teacher about to give you genuine good advice that you will remember for the rest of your life voice): (sits down cross-legged on top of the big mushroom at the front of the class),

never gonna give you up! never gonna let you down! never gonna run around and hurt you! rick roll!

in-depth new immunological study on Long Covid: https://twitter.com/VirusesImmunity/status/1557391752889307138

tories are, in every respect, fundamentally childish, with a child's understanding of the world. they have never been outside of a boarding school environment, simply graduating into bigger and bigger boarding schools (including parliament). they run it like a high school enterprise project. !they don't even realise they are doing this! !going by their extremely limited set of situational references, this is what they think is normal!

good news*, the government has made a profit of £3m this year*, which it is going to spend on a yacht*

*not real

"uh yeah we have to stop spending as much money on the country this year" (polio comes back)

it's just really funnily infantile that the tories think the government has to be running at a profit