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Hopefully the last begpost in a while, but bills & debt are piling up and I'm just not coping. I also need to buy food etc.

£500 would cover me until my payrise kicks in, or £300 would cover the next month. I hate having to do this but I have no other choice.

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tv series producers: we are going to do a one-off musical episode
me: surely not
producers: yeah
me: they would never do that sort of thing, in a tv series
producers: in fact we are going to do just that
me: well i never. whatever next

(respected teacher about to give you genuine good advice that you will remember for the rest of your life voice): (sits down cross-legged on top of the big mushroom at the front of the class),

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@alex This has such verisimilitude I was suddenly transported to a bowling green

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(classical music fades out) good afternoon, you're listening to Thinking Allowed on BBC Radio 4, where we'll be talking to broadcaster Horence Chumley about his new book, "The Me Of I" (10 minutes later) how is that racist? i challenge you to find anything racist in what i've just said

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never gonna give you up! never gonna let you down! never gonna run around and hurt you! rick roll!

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uk fash media 

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One can only hope uk academic institutions follow Liverpool's praxis on this. It's the only way.

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ukpol 

@alex None of it matters to them because whatever they decide to do won't affect them in person. We are their nursery sandpit.

ukpol 

tories are, in every respect, fundamentally childish, with a child's understanding of the world. they have never been outside of a boarding school environment, simply graduating into bigger and bigger boarding schools (including parliament). they run it like a high school enterprise project. !they don't even realise they are doing this! !going by their extremely limited set of situational references, this is what they think is normal!

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ukpol 

good news*, the government has made a profit of £3m this year*, which it is going to spend on a yacht*

*not real

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ukpol, disease 

"uh yeah we have to stop spending as much money on the country this year" (polio comes back)

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ukpol 

it's just really funnily infantile that the tories think the government has to be running at a profit

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