nah they had bridies, which are like the scottish equivalent of a pasty, however, crucially, not as good. i still got one and it didn't really hit the weirdly specific spot i needed.
basically, the longer the distance they have to transport cornish pasties from their place of origin (cornwall), the greater the risk that the convoy will be raided by pirates who, above all, crave their favourite meal: cornish pasties. at distances like the one between cornwall and scotland, the "pirate number" approaches 100%. it's basically an inevitability at that distance. no one's gonna risk that.
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