mumford and sons being fash 

stunned - STUNNED - that the guy who plays banjo in a white guy pop group that merges boarding school trad folk with the music that plays in waitrose turned out to be open fash

mumford and sons being fash 

surely that inclination must be limited to just the banjo player though. surely the rest of a band dedicated to bringing western pop music back to its folksy roots, who once took a group photo with jordan b peterson in their studio, couldn't also happen to be actual fash

mumford and sons being fash 

i'm being facetious but i think there's a wider point here about how genre can be the message; how genre right now means pastiche, means putting on an accent you don't have; how shit can be *right there*.

mumford and sons being fash 

(the chief mumford carefully distanced himself from jordan b peterson, saying he didn't agree with (all of) peterson's shit and that he just wanted a conversation with him, not necessarily agreeing with him and also *drumroll* he wasn't gonna cancel the entire rest of the band simply because they all really like peterson and think he's good)

mumford and sons being fash 

lmfao the fash member of mumford and sons quit so that he could switch to an easier "cancel culture" grift instead

mumford and sons being fash 

playing the banjo: difficult, you have to learn to play the banjo, an instrument that most people treat with instinctive revulsion
quitting doing that: you get to pretend that quitting is somehow everyone else's fault, so you get to self-righteously shout at everyone for that. this is both low-effort (no longer need to play the banjo, have skills etc) and somehow in the hell world of 2021 it's also highly lucrative.

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mumford and sons being fash 

imagine writing out a statement that's like "in today's modern climate of woke cancel culture mobs, i simply cannot continue to be a member of mumford and sons"

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