rugby man: this orb, this bollock, this cursèd ègg. no matter how i yeet it or holding bear it off the field it returns and returns to torment me ever. ten strongest lads of my country cannot help me be rid of it. and the language barrier prevents my opponents from coordinating with me in this goal.
opposing rugby man: (is thinking the same thing)
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