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sometimes if i see a friend of mine a short distance away and they haven't seen me, and i don't have a car available to honk a horn at them, i simply open my mouth inhumanly wide and emit a deafening honking sound, perhaps a few notes of a simple tune, to attract their attention in the socially-acceptable manner

@alex personally I prefer to keep a goose upon my person at all times, to squeeze in case of this kind of situation

@bryn important to always be equipped for a good honk

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