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#introduction 

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✨ Happy Goblin Week ✨

Welcome to GoblinFest, the first-ever world-wide Goblin culture and pride festival! Please remember to avoid the gaze of our dark and briny goddess Zogmugot unless you're certain you'll be found worthy. Carnivorous pets, tallfolk, and bonfires should be strictly supervised at all times for your own safety... but hey, we aren't cops. Dock your boat wherever, and get partying!

#MastoArt #goblinweek #goblinweek2020

remember when i came up with this all time classic kaomoji ⊙⦣̫⊙

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convening a jazz band of gremlins and ghouls to the local wetlands so that we can perform some...bog standards

food, #ChipShopFriday 

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Hey, so I want to #decolonise my #pedagogy and as an aid to that I created a wikipedia list of #electroacoustic #composers
of colour. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_

Please add missing names!

Obviously, there are a lot of great composers of every race, but the text books that I've read have not necessarily reflected this fact and I want my students to be better informed.

#Music #HE #HigherEducation

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food, #ChipShopFriday 

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food, #ChipShopFriday 

food, #ChipShopFriday 

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UK pol / important and fast 

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Small Infestation Of Vengaboys In The Attic
"that would explain the partying sounds i've been hearing from up there recently"

a dude's coming round to test my flat for Pats?

heck yeah i'm jellicle. my name's uh d…dvj…bmmm…dd… Mike Sticky … the … intellectual cat

thinking about if the band Evanescence was instead one guy called Evan Essence. what would that be like. a sort of Keith Flint/Boy George mashup.

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who will offer the most spectacular dowry for the hand of my sweet child, hanny

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I think cowboys are more like "yeeha" and prospectors are more like "yeehaw"

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since me and shrig have matching blobby sweatshirts maybe they can be the gfsw uniform, you're not a real one til you wear our lord and saviour mr blobs :blobby: :blobby_cry: :blobby_smile: :blobby_lewd:

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