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Scientists determine it may not be possible to live, laugh, love all at the same time

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when elves say things like "forsooth! mayhaps thou hadst the cursèd emerald", that's extremely my kind of shit

if the hobbits are unhappy the hobbit theme is played sadly,

peter jackson's approach to soundtracks is simple. if there's a hobbit on screen, the hobbit music plays. if it's goblins, the goblin music plays. there are 795 different leitmotifs in this film series

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US pol, I guess? But like, extremely funny 

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Zora: "Hylian! Zora's Domain needs your help! If you travel upstream towards that bridge, there you will find Prince Sidon."
Me: "Who's Prince Sidon"
Zora: "S

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Fash infiltrators 

americans are always like: "i'm a counselor at Camp Minnesota and lately i've noticed some very spooky goings on around here…"

Please try to keep all posts relephant (related to elephants)

looks like things… just got steampunk in here (i try to smoothly pull the goggles i wear over my top hat down onto my eyes but the goggles' strap won't come down over the hat's brim, for about five minutes)

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(ed sheeran voice): 🎶 in love with a girl who manufactures industrial cladding

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Hey, remember crop circles? That was me, I did them all

you put an assortment of different leafs in a pot of very hot water and give it a bit of a shake. that's how you make the beverage known as "te"

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If you ask me, Friday night is the prefect time to enjoy some of those hot leafs known as tea

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