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peter parker dying in amazing spider-man 700 was cool as shit

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fallen down the rabbit hole of comics stories from when I collected them. had totally forgotten this shit. how the fuck did I follow this??

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the kids these days all want to be captain American and not Captain Sir Tom. I think that says a lot 😤

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drinking a big can of irn bru at work and my burps are deflecting off my mask and stinging my eyes

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horror movie scene where a guy rearranges the letters in "programmer" and then gasps when it spells "pro gamer"

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tbh i can’t imagine what it would be like not to love horror movies

Pokémon Snap is gonna be epic but the other stuff? meh. bit boring, imo. maybe the Arceus Legends catching thing will be cool

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I finished listening to Stephen Florida today and it's as good as @Pixley makes it out to be.

remember when that guy chucked a five guys milkshake over nigel farage? king shit

this was brought to you by 13 minutes of ring fit nearly ending my life

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god I'm so unfit but I really cannot be bothered to not be that. very rude

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Some good news: anonymous Ryu player sweeps a street fighter tournament and then gives up winnings for "the homeless or whoever needs it". The hero we deserve twitter.com/Lythero/status/136

pitching the "Ed multiverse" but it's just me overthinking literally every single aspect of my life

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