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Felt extremely like myself when I went out today, you can't see it but there's an animal on my sweater too (it's a giraffe) (selfie, ec)

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In the film Expendables 2, the character Trench, played by Arnold Schwarzenegger, says, “who’s next, Rambo?” which posits a few possibilities for the Expendables Universe:

1. Stallone exists and played Rambo, Barney simply bears a strong resemblance

2. Stallone does not exist and another actor played the titular Rambo in the film franchise

3. Rambo is a real person that Trench believes may arrive to help (resemblance to Stallone unknown)

it's been a while since I read marvel ongoings and I forgot how fucking ridiculous they get lmao. a talking yorkshire-accented horse had a pop at the tories when talking to Throg (thor frog) in the Thor series. normal screenrant.com/thor-marvel-com

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capitalism, coronavirus, flippant 

business owner voice: happening alongside all this is another, more insidious "pandemic". the pandemic of me not getting any money.

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Me: ok facebook has a couple of chill film groups that are nice and wholesome to look at sometimes. I'll go on facebook

Facebook:

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:drake_dislike:​ asking a prospective partner about their favorite bands
:drake_like:​ asking a prospective partner about their favorite brands

you ever just think about how big jupiter is? too big, imo

leader of the labour party asking a unionised workforce not to strike and to, in fact, give up some of their holiday. that's england, baby :blobby:

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So it turns out that there's a 2016 film called The Lighthouse that has a pretty much identical premise to Robert Eggers' one?? It's on iplayer at the moment and looks like the A24 version of when amazon is full of crappy knock-off films based on the latest big hit. Apparently both are based on a real incident so maybe it's not plagiarism or anything but still, weird!!

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We put on a bird feeder livefeed but had to turn it off when Evelyn started wondering where the birds were a little too aggressively

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food (ostensibly, it's British) 

The other week, when I was hurriedly shoving groceries from plastic crates into shopping bags in a supermarket parking lot, in the dark, my partner who was next to me doing the same said "I got you a present" and handed me something. It was squishy. I couldn't see what it was, so I shoved it into my jacket pocket instead of the bags. When I got home I saw this, because he wanted to show me what British "jelly" is like.

Tonight, thanks to Tristan, we're making it.

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killer mike retweeting rancid anti-abortion bullshit and telling people to follow his favourite black conservative. why is everything so disappointing?

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