why can't every single thing just be how I, the protagonist of life, want it?

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ME (a guy who doesn't know what "banana republic" means and refuses to google it): We are truly living in a banana republic

everything happens either too fast or too slow. the passage of time? fucking sucks

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homophobia 

That one guy who wouldn't bake a cake for a gay couple apparently has a book that's coming out soon and the cover looks pretty much like what I'd picture a book written by the guy who wouldn't bake a cake for a gay couple would look like

food 

Me: I can eat this chocolate mousse in the dark while the movie's on, it's fine, I know where my mouth is
The chocolate mousse all over my t-shirt: buddy

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massive turnout today, just went on and on, maybe 10k or more? we love to see it

Attempted to make it to the protest today and all of the met line trains were cancelled lol. Very good

my instinct about people is really good, gotta say

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victory! community collective action against deportation raids in Glasgow 

protest marches with the released men to the mosque to ensure their safety twitter.com/stephenpaton134/st

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I'm on my sixth dose of the vaccine, feel like a god right now

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