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people seem to have walked slower in the 20’s. guess time moved slower for them coz there was fuckall to do

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A Roomba but for ear wax. Like a little guy shuffling through your ear canal

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Clothes, shopping, poisonous mushrooms, faceless selfie 

The back! It's perfect and the warning text sent me. 10/10, high praise from someone who infrequently wears graphic tees.

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💕 helpful advice from members of lp 💕

derek: have fun & be yourself 👍

ed: it’s alright to ask for help 👌

thomas: murder is OK

morgan: murder is OK

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surgery on a grape? you mean a vinoplasty
(I'm certain this has been done)

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why would you call "getting rid of the game's unique art style" a "visual enhancement"

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All I've had in my head all day is 'Geordie jeans - especially tight around the ARSE'

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meta at night, poster's delight
meta in the morning, poster's warning

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feel like utter shit and I dunno if it's long-ish term issues getting worse or a random thing making those seem worse. either way, having a body fucking sucksssss

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jordan peterson after eating his breakfast t bone steak: my perfectly healthy and normal life has been made worse by Twitter

would love to read Frankenstein again too actually. and maybe Lord of the Flies, since I only read them for secondary school

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once I'm done reading (the absolutely excellent) We That Are Young, I think I'm going to finally reread some things since I've never reread a book before. first on the list is The Member of the Wedding. then maybe Ubik. We Have Always Lived in the Castle and Middlesex also v high up on the list

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i wrote about #Guadagnino’s A Bigger Splash yesterday, and in doing so had mentioned #CallMeByYourName - so far my favourite among his work. i made fan #Art for it a few years ago, & thought i’d share it here

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every post I make on this web site contains a shard of my soul

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