if you recommend a TV show or movie to someone, them asking "what's it about?" is one of the worst things someone could ever do

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my banned book speech. suicide, emotional abuse, physical harm 

Here it is. Hope it shows up in order for you

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it's my birthday, give me some boops 😈

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Y’all will NOT believe what I just found jammed between the base of the bathroom cabinet and the bathroom wall

eee my pal sent me one of them Korean snack box things 🥹 aaand pokémon card binder and booster packs arrived. good post dayyyy 🙌🙌

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Theoretically, would you be interested in participating in a Mastodon Scary Stories Contest?

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How hard would it be to run a Mastodon Scary Stories contest...

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I have 3 (three) items of good post waiting for me at home so this office day is dragging worse than usual :blobby_cry:

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@hex I love that Frankenstein just looks like some dude here. he looks like he'd try to sell you a vacuum

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everyone in the office does so much work. fucking dumbasses lmao

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apparently there's a new pokémon on the Japanese site but it's not updated in English yet so I'm patiently waiting for my new lil guy

they should let me make a horror movie. like, I just tell people exactly how it should be and then they do it and it's great so everyone loves me

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Bees! They love the balsam flowers that have smothered the riverbanks. I peeked inside the bells to find little fuzzy butts n leggies. When they finally bumble out the flowers, they fluff their fuzzy little head like a hamster would, & you can see the pollen poof off in clouds

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