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Get yourself a weighted blanket with a built in alarm clock that loves you

@Shrigglepuss it me, my boyfriend and I call each other "weighted boyfriend" sometimes when we're going to sleep but I'm much more likely to be lying on his chest to sleep, and I'm a much better alarm clock than he is.

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