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I've been doing this thing with my cooking lately where when the timer goes off I say "It is time" in as dramatic and moody film voice/face as possible. It won't do anything to your food, just a lil tip from me to you x

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@Shrigglepuss This is 100% something I would also do.

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@Shrigglepuss I can already picture my kids rolling their eyes at me as I do it. Unrepentantly, may I add.

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@rd it's peak dad jokes, how could you not do it?

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