Would genuinely love a Dune adaptation cast entirely with cats
food (meat) / Dune cat shitpost
To accept a little salami is worse than salami itself
"The cats who can sit in a thing, they control it."
@Shrigglepuss i remember your laser pointer. now you will remember mine!
@eject It extra has to happen now I've had that mental image
@Shrigglepuss maud'dib using a sandworm as a scratching post
@eject *Meow'Dib... "We faced it and did not resist. The red dot passed through us and around us. It's gone, but we remain."
I must not chase.
The red dot is the mind-killer.
The red dot is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my dot.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the dot has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
@Shrigglepuss Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a cat mind.
@Shrigglepuss like, cats, or like Cats cats, because David Lynch was like 25% of the way to the latter
@robotcarsley I'm thinking like the Animal Farm adaptation haha
@Shrigglepuss if the former, Baron Harkonnen is played by an enormous neutered male sprawled out on a roomba
@robotcarsley I'm extremely liking this Roomba idea! Nice touch
@Shrigglepuss The spice must flow!
@InvaderXan Hired! Good audition, Mittens
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