Would genuinely love a Dune adaptation cast entirely with cats

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To accept a little salami is worse than salami itself

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@Shrigglepuss i remember your laser pointer. now you will remember mine!

@eject *Meow'Dib... "We faced it and did not resist. The red dot passed through us and around us. It's gone, but we remain."

@Shrigglepuss @eject yesssssss

I must not chase.
The red dot is the mind-killer.
The red dot is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my dot.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the dot has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.


@Shrigglepuss like, cats, or like Cats cats, because David Lynch was like 25% of the way to the latter

@Shrigglepuss if the former, Baron Harkonnen is played by an enormous neutered male sprawled out on a roomba

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