Just throwing this toot out there. Typing it with my fingers, blasting it off to wherever on this planet you're at to read it, maybe within seconds. Pretty sci-fi really innit

@Shrigglepuss Hello. I'm reading it on a planet named after a fart. Or the sound a friendly elephant makes. Probably the last one.

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