About to go to a literal disco on King Richard III's grave and under a giant moon sculpture, if you wanted to know what my life is up to

A-Ha is on one channel and Baby Shark is on an other, this is definitely happening

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Everyone is shouting the lyrics to Sex on Fire as loud as they can like naughty schoolchildren it's cute

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selfie / eye contact / horror? 

Anyway, this photo was taken of me in the cathedral and I was asked immediately afterwards "are you sure you're allowed to be in here?"

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Only me and @swirlz can summon the moon, only I never figured out what to do with it

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